Ticking Time Cum

When either your phone or your cumputer is at 1% and you have a race against the clock to get that cumsplosion off beofore your battery goes dead.

This is one of the hardest things to master in the world of masterbation.
Harder than the monkey grip-teste squeeze, and yes even harder than the russian jack knife.

Don't get it twisted though, once mastered, the Ticking Time Cum is not only among some most satifying of splooges, but its a great party trick, and will impress all the bros.

Davis: Bro last night I finally mastered the Ticking Time Cum. I was scrolling through the hub preparing my content when I realized my phone was on 1%! Leaving me with little time to spare, I lazered in on my go to, Brandi Love. I yanked that shit like Ive never yanked before. I made it with just enough time to spare, my phone died 4 seconds after my climax. It was exhilarating.

Grant: That is some impressive shit right there bro.

by EnemaBucket September 28, 2020

Mack time

To take a power nap in order to awake refreshed and finish up strong

After mack time the rest of the morning went smoothly

by Bossman65 February 14, 2021

Daniel Time!

When you say something and they respond with “don’t care” or “didn’t ask” for no reason

Gabe: bro that shit was so funny
Dom: on god
Daniel: don’t care didn’t ask
Daniel time!

by What you want little nigga September 1, 2021

Demon Time Conduit

When someone is able to have everyone around them on demon time no matter how awkward they are.

“Imma Demon Time Conduit my boy, you’ll definitely have fun”.

by TaeLegend September 5, 2021

Gremlin Time

Similar to “demon time”, this phrase is inspired by Kodak Black’s song “Super Gremlin”. This is a period of time when an individual is especially nefarious and sheisty.

“I fucked wockesha and didn’t call her.”
“I’m jus on gremlin time bro”
“I c u”

by Andrew4rob December 31, 2021

Slime Time

When you have the chance to do something and be an absolute pimp at it. Similar to demon time, but more sexual.

Dude 1: "Ay bro did you hear Jennifer broke up with Jake?"
Dude 2: "It's Slime Time my boy"

by gxdspeed February 9, 2022

Isaar Time

Refers to someone who has no concept of punctuality, and is constantly running late. You can expect someone running on Isaar time to show up to upwards of 2 hours after the agreed upon time of meeting.

Oh he’s running on Isaar Time, he won’t be here for at least another half hour.

by Dylz321 April 19, 2022