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thumb drumming

The act of drumming on a desk or whatever your hands are over with the edges of your thumbs while your palm faces down.
John: wow whats with the blisters on your thumbs?
Mike: had an epically intense thumb drumming session yesterday...
by iamalion1467 December 7, 2009
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Thumb

A useful appendage, like a tool, but whereas a tool can be used by anyone, a thumb is dedicated to the use of one person or group. Someone and something that is not only broken, but effectively dead without them. Examples: Op-ed columnists with careers so narrow they would be on food stamps without their special interest groups, third-tier politicians that have jumped off the deep-end with crazy but have been appointed to a position by one better at hiding it, nazis, tankies, actual thumbs.
"Shut the fuck up, you thumb."
or
Self, to own thumb: "You're a thumb, but at least you're useful."
by qutoh July 26, 2019
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2 thumbs up

not being able to spell correctly on a mobile device
Tell people to put 2 thumbs up those thumbs cause them to spell incorrectly
by Spelling teacher August 27, 2022
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thumb happy

An adjective used to describe a person who just can't wait to shoot every friend they have on social media with a text or post or snap or story or message or photo or life experience or etc etc etc.
I’ve gotten so many texts today and I’m really feeling thumb happy!
by FEugazi July 12, 2018
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thumbs up

she put her thumbs up that means she loves money!!
by alzalzalz November 16, 2022
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Kentucky Thumb

A Supernatural phenomenon in which you say “SLAP” 3 times to the mirror in the dark. Upon completion you will taste eggplant and Scott will commit sodomy on you with his thumb.
Ung ung my bunghole uwu Kentucky thumb, love you Brandon this for you G @highley_hunter on Insta ;)
by Hunter The Beast May 20, 2021
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World Champion Thumb Wrestler

In the context of an online dating profile this means a guy with a thumb sized penis that masturbates constantly
by Lzeb October 2, 2019
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