A type of wank that is performed in anticipation of an iminant sexual encounter. By having a tactical wank, you save your self from busting quick when your iminant sexual encounter occurs.
Johnny: What are you up to?
TJ: Just about to have a tactical wank,I've got a tinder bitch coming over tonight.
Johnny: Smart move, champ.
TJ: Just about to have a tactical wank,I've got a tinder bitch coming over tonight.
Johnny: Smart move, champ.
by .xx xx. November 08, 2015
A wank that the wank-ee has no control over and happens without thought.
For example when a teenager has a dirty-dream in the early hours of the morning they will often wake up wanking and not realise for a while.
For example when a teenager has a dirty-dream in the early hours of the morning they will often wake up wanking and not realise for a while.
by uwanttruthitellz May 10, 2009
No hands?
No tits?
Use your pits!
You are the recipient of a pit wank when your girl clinches her arm close to her side and allows you to jerk off in the orifice that she has created.
No tits?
Use your pits!
You are the recipient of a pit wank when your girl clinches her arm close to her side and allows you to jerk off in the orifice that she has created.
Guy #1 to Guy #2 – Hahaha look at that girl over there her arms are stuck to her sides. She must have given her bloke a pit wank earlier!
by JPo74400 June 24, 2011
where a mans penis is physically wanked off by putting it through one side of teh fanny lips, into the other end, its is required for the penis to never be inserted into joe langton
by nffcboy05 December 19, 2009
by The Rellie October 13, 2007
1.the act of pausing a movie at a section, or chapter that is sexually pleasing to the viewer and masturbating to whatever is paused on the screen.
2.the act of pausing a movie that is not intended to be sexual or pornographic( ex: The Little Mirmaid, The Cannonball Run, and Titanic)at a section the viewer DOES find sexual or pornographic and masturbating to what is on screen
2.the act of pausing a movie that is not intended to be sexual or pornographic( ex: The Little Mirmaid, The Cannonball Run, and Titanic)at a section the viewer DOES find sexual or pornographic and masturbating to what is on screen
"dude, when i was younger and i couldn't get my hands on porn, i used to Pause-And-Wank to my parent's copy of Titanic...you know, the part where rose is naked on the couch"
by RedHorse April 10, 2008
The bathroom attendant at a strip club who's real purpose is to make sure you don't spend too much "time" in the toilet, ie masturbating.
I was going to bust a nut in the bathroom of this strip club but they had a wank watcher in the toilet, how disappointing.
by Sexxxy Beast March 01, 2015