Julian Joseph

A fucking absolute psychopath. The most ruthless son of a bitch you'll ever meet. Hope you like arguing over who gets the last word. Julian Joseph is the type of friend to say he has plans already even though they guy has nothing going on. He is also the type of dude to say he has a 9 inch wiener, when we all know its pushing 3 inches. He has a tendency to watch gay porn as well. One day I walked in on him jacking off, but really he was using a monster dildo shoved 15 inches up his ass. Julian Joseph is the type of dudes to think he is the alpha male but deep down he already knows who his daddy is. I hope and pray no one has to put up with a Julian Joseph, if so good luck to you soldier. He is also the one friend in the friend group when they say ,"well fellas, we lost a good one today" Honestly, being a Julian Joseph might be the worst human being on this planet. If you see one out in the wild, RUN!!!! FUCK YOU, Julian Joseph, FUCK YOU! Although sometimes the man has a heart <3

"Have you heard of Julian Joseph?"
"Yeah, that guy. He's clinically insane"

by RyanKeith December 11, 2023

Joseph

A complete and total dumbass

Damn Joseph is stupd

by I_Hate_All_Of_You April 4, 2022

Joseph

To get or will get badly beaten or "worked" in a sport or activity. Ultimately resulting in the other opponent crying or really upset and angry. Can also be referred to as "Joey".

You will receive this Joseph in Spike Ball.
You gon get this Joey
You have received this Joseph.

by Joey Work August 24, 2018

Joseph Gross

Some gay ass nigga.

Friend 1 - Hi I like you
Friend 2 - I ain't fucking with you, you a Jospeh Gross

Friend 3 - Ew a Joseph Gross

by Schanzer December 13, 2017

CARFAX-JOSEPH

THE CUTEST GUY ON THE PLANET 🌎 ALSO THE CUTER ONE OUT OF HIS RELATIONSHIP. SASSY CUTE AND ADORABLE. BUT WITH THIS ALL BEING SAID RAF LOVES YOU SOOOOO SOOOOO MUCH.

CARFAX-JOSEPH CUTE AF ✨🔥🥵😻😍✨

by Jfsf September 10, 2020

Joseph Alexander Martinez: Anywheru Workue Releasiei

Joseph Alexander Martinez: Anywheru Workue Releasiei

Joseph Alexander Martinez: Anywheru Workue Releasiei

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 28, 2025

Joseph Takagi

The first person to be shot in Die Hard. He also owned Nakatomi Plaza and after his death John Mcclane's girlfriend ended up taking over the company.

Hans grueber: I am going to count to 3
Hans grueber: 1, 2, 3
Joseph Takagi: I dont know the code, your just gonna have to shoot me :/
Hans grueber: Ok. (gun raises) *BANG!*

by In My Sights1 February 2, 2022