Pizza Goblin

A thick-bodied fat fuck with general disregard for healthy dietary habits, coupled with a depressively sullen mental disposition, ultimately doomed to live out their days in their parent’s basement having not learned any skill nor making any distinct directional choices in life.

Look at this basement dwelling fuck, must be a Pizza Goblin.

When he runs out of his own tears to masturbate with, he’ll utilize the grease on his forehead as a quick replacement, fucking Pizza Goblin.

by Sors_Salutis August 8, 2021

GREEN GOBLIN

While having sex in the missionary position you shoot a snot rocket into your S/O mouth then put your hand over it until they swallow.

DId you hear that Mike gave Robert a green goblin yesterday?

by KRAFTMAID00189 December 4, 2020

The Green Goblin

To have a green snatch or p**sy, and or have some sort of STD or are just Thots.
A.K.A. B.Prep B*tches

*Thot walks by*

" Damn she gotta fat a**.."
" Yea but she git the Green Goblin"
"Damn, f*** that nobody tryna get STD's out here."

by A REAL FUCKIN SAVAGE January 7, 2020

Galley goblin

A flight attendant that is territorial over their galley to the point of not sharing food or beverage stock with other flight attendants.

Coined by a FA named JLove in 2023.

The aft flight attendant was a galley goblin that didn’t let me get my first class snack basket or any of my restock, and people like her should be put on nothing but CRJ 200 trips if they hate working with others so much.

by jeisennenk May 17, 2023

Goblin

When a chick so ugly that she doesn’t even fit in the scale of 1-10 and actually gets a negative number.

James: “oi what would you rate her”
Robaldi: “probs a -3 aye, she a goblin”
Vikram: “nah bro she’s hot, I finna cum on her”

by VikkyBthegoblinsmasher November 23, 2020

UGC Goblin

A UGC Goblin comes from Roblox, A UGC Goblin is where one hoardes ugc limiteds from roblox.

That UGC Goblin just joined our server.

by starterpackagefromshadowlegend February 12, 2024

hoe goblin

a incredibly short person who eats all of the worlds hoes and saves none for the rest of us losers

ur mama is the biggest hoe goblin in the town

by trlyhis July 16, 2023