by ShampooDrinker September 13, 2021
Get the Morning woodmug. A playful yet gentle word describing the way the world takes the time to visually interpret the act of penetrating trees and foliage with one's erect penis.
India's tolerance regarding Knock on Wood was said to have decreased their population growth in the years 2020 to 2024.
by Pattifil August 2, 2022
Get the Knock on woodmug. Like Hood Rich or Hillbilly Rich, but a little different. somebody from Southern Appalachia (West Virginia) etc. Lives modest, wears old wore out clothes, looks like they are poor but rides around in 30-40 thousand dollar trucks, coal miners, loggers.
Check out that guy in the Hummer rideing around in that thing wearing them grease soaked pants with coal dust all over him, looks so damn woods rich.
by Rawdawg635 March 30, 2010
Get the woods richmug. A term for jacking it off in the woods. Can also be a term for mastering while small children are watching.
by Ianisanoggod December 7, 2016
Get the Chopping woodmug. the serious consequences of being poor white trash, (usually a roman catholic family of 10 kids or more) having to remove splinters,caused from making a worn out couch your bed for two or more years, from the lower back or even the taint region.
by cut throat committee December 13, 2008
Get the wood soresmug. When you're girlfriend gives you head, without any flavor or lotion. Flavor, basically. Like you know all those sex shops give you flavors an stuff. Like your girlfriend said last week. It's gross without strawberry.
by Dr.Claw! July 7, 2017
Get the plain woodmug. He got really excited that I was going down him but was pleasantly surprised when I sniff the wood instead.
by KaitLivPhil August 24, 2014
Get the Sniff the woodmug.