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shit shat

When two men, sitting in adjacent bathroom stalls, engage in casual conversation while defecating.
John and Paul were in the bathroom having a shit shat.
by Sammy Cat October 13, 2012
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Mother Shit

The largest piece of fecal matter in a single bowel movement. Can arrive alone, or among a smaller, heralding convoy of toadies, known as Turdies.
I thought I'd finished dumping a load; little did I know the Mother Shit had yet to arrive.
by thedpster October 13, 2012
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Well Shit

Well shit Larry, I didn't know you were comming to the reunion.
by Skinner II August 8, 2007
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piece of shit

A useless person who spews crap and bullshit out of their mouth constantly.
"Do you know Doug?"
"Are you talking about that big piece of shit fucktard that is nothing but a bumbling, stinking parasitic wretch?

"Yes, that's exactly who I am talking about!"
"Ya that dude is a pathetic idiot who is full of crap, and wallows in the sewer of life."
by JadedSilverPrincess March 26, 2017
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Shit in a Boot

The class of restaurants found in Collegetown in Ithaca, New York. They are all over-priced restaurants where you could serve cheap, second-hand leather boots from the south, with cow shit, and the students there would not be able to tell the difference.
Hey, I just went to CTB, and picked up this awesome wrap.

Dude, your carrying shit in a boot.
by man.lex October 29, 2009
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Godzilla Shit

When you take a large, stiff shit that causes you to make a screeching howl much like godzilla.
Someone in the stall next to me was taking a serious godzilla shit!
by gw376 December 17, 2012
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horizontal shit

A shit that is horizontal.

A horizontal shit is essentially a turd that turned sideways while still inside the rectum, forcing it to come out horizontally, often rupturing the anus in the process. It often occurs when one has to keep themselves from defecating for extended periods of time.
"damn man, yesterday I had a horizontal shit so bad it made my ass look like the Japanese flag"
by LongWangChang September 3, 2016
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