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tea-potting

The act of sitting on top of random objects in a tea pot postion. Similar to planking or owling.
This is very similar to planking or owling but the person sits on top of random objects with a hand on their hip for the handle and the other arm up so it looks like a spout so when somone takes a picture it should look like the person is in the shape of a tea-pot and that is how someone would go tea-potting.
by gr8s1s August 21, 2011
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Tea Boofing

When one inserts at least two tea bags into the rectum (cream and sugar optional) followed by hot water. Let it sit for 5 mins, grab a straw and enjoy
Hey Frankie! Ever try Tea Boofing?

No Tyler….not even considered
by Hemi816 February 26, 2022
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Tea-aboo

Term designating a non-English person obsessed with English pop-culture and society.

Tea-aboos are typically extremely obsessed with English works (especially those created by Steven Moffat) such as Dr. Who, Sherlock, Harry Potter, Monty Python and Steampunk. In addition they are obsessed with other aspects of English culture such as the Victorian Era, Royal Family gossip, Banksy, etc. They only listen to British music, with their obvious favorites being Queen and The Beatles.

Tea-aboos tend to overdress for every occasion and wear anachronistic clothing such as a top hat or a pocket watch. They are almost always social outcasts to some degree (depending on their tea-aboo level) and generally live in well-educated and affluent areas of the United States such as the San Francisco Bay Area.

Usually have very passionate but uninformed opinions on all matters of British politics, especially Brexit and the NHS, and believe that all aspects of British culture are superior, despite having no experience with the UK outside of media portrayals. They use the British spellings and pronounciations for no reason other than to be a giant fuck.

While not all aspects of the Tea-aboo can be fully covered in this definition, one last important trait of note is their use of constant use of English slang in an attempt to normalize it and make their usage popular outside of the UK (Tea-aboos particularly love using slang such as saying "Bloody Hell" and "Sod it/off").
Fineas is a massive Tea-aboo- he never shuts about David Tennant and he keeps trying to get me to watch Torchwood with him.
by tea-aboo June 24, 2021
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tea party

verb- The act of packing two massively swollen and tightly conservative balls in Obama's mouth during the 2012 election.
The socialist rebuttal to the tea party-- ...mmmmphh...ackk!
by junfing May 1, 2010
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Iced Tea

A way to describe the whether outside when it's a little brisk out. It is refernced from the drink brisk iced tea.
It's a little brisk out today..
Yeah it is a little iced tea out.

How's the weather outside?
It's iced tea.
by pengpeng91 November 16, 2010
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Tea bag

To plop the nutsak on another persons forehead.
I would tea bag that chick over there.
Last night I got you with a classic tea bag on video.
Wanna see a pic of me dropping the tea bag on you while you were sleeping?
by T Baggin S10 July 21, 2008
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tea bagley

The art of baggers dipping testicles in pollards grotesque dripping aids infested penis receiving flange shaped mouth
Yo, u did a tea bagley there.

Death by tea bagley - she choked on your hairy nut sack

Hickin tea bagged harriet.

hickin scat fetish loved tea bagging whilst scatting

i want to suck your scrote, please tea bag me right now. go on do a tea bagley then scat in my mouth, i love the scat. nowt better than a bit nutty scat. yeeeeaaa ahh haa i like it its nutty mmmmmm.
by Fishmanman March 2, 2008
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