Spoons

British slang for J.D Wetherspoons. A ‘gastro-pub’ chain with almost 1000 locations up and down the United Kingdom,
Person 1: “Fancy a few?”
Person 2 “Aye go on then, wanna go to the Brunswick?”
Person 1: “Nah lets go Spoons, booze is much cheaper there”
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An insult that relates someone to having the IQ of a spoon, e.g. 0IQ
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Spoons

An abbreviation referring the British chain pub Wetherspoons
“Hey, me and my mates are popping to spoons after this, you wanna join?”
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Shut up and go to spoon something, please please.
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Someone who is emotionally unstable and desperate that clings to you when you haven't know them very long.
Guy 1: Hey, how's Tinder going?
Guy 2: I've been talking to a couple chicks, but they are all spoons.
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A spoon. An empty, vacuous, vacant person.
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