muffin shop

a gay sex orgy

"man, did you see billy at the muffin shop last night? dude walked out with four guys on each arm!"

by billystuvilegit August 24, 2018

bi shop

a bi sexual shop

bishop says: hey look at the bi shop!!
me:you are bi arent you?

by butt-head 101 February 19, 2009

Visit the gift shop

To defecate, especially in a public or business restroom

"I think I'll visit the gift shop before I leave."

by Crown-Fondler October 25, 2022

National littlest pet shop day

National littlest pet shop day is a day where your parents HAVE to buy you LPS and throw a LPS themed party

“Mom it’s national littlest pet shop day”
“It’s already on my calendar, here’s your party and LPS!”

by suckonthismassivepenis October 6, 2023

Screen shopping

Being bored as fuck any day, at school, quarantined or some other shit and screenshotting random clothes or items of instagram shops you know you cant buy because your too fucking broke

Lemme just go screen shopping for a second

by Thicc Toes 🦶🦶 April 10, 2020

Slop Shop

A house full of fat women and free blow jobs.

Little Timmy never had his pecker swalloed. Take him to the slop shop

by AVDesquire January 27, 2022

shopping cart abandonment

"Shopping Cart Abandonment" is the digital equivalent of window shopping, where you embark on a virtual treasure hunt, gleefully tossing everything you desire into your online cart. It's a thrilling fantasy shopping spree, where you play billionaire for a fleeting moment in time, minus the actual spending part. After hours of careful selection, and with your cart brimming with dreams, you abruptly close the tab, leaving your virtual haul behind. It's the art of filling your cart with hope, only to ghost it with the finesse of a master abandoner, making it the ultimate no-cost escapade in the world of e-commerce consumerism.

"In the grand Shopping Cart Abandonment Olympics, Jessica scored a gold medal by expertly loading her cart with luxury goods worth a small fortune, only to abandon it with a click, proving she's a world champion in the high-stakes sport of 'look but don't buy'."

by PopNeoglyph January 6, 2024