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samoan sausage

students in samoa would masturbate by rubbing their penis between their underwear and thigh
thus the samoan sausage
"hey man maria was infront of me during class and she had a thong on, i just started doing the samoan sausage"
by ilovetoj@ckoff May 7, 2010
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silly sausage

by tom beach February 24, 2004
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slimy sausage

When you are going anal and she shits on your dick.
BITCH! YOU GAVE ME A SLIMY SAUSAGE!
by Eharrelson November 7, 2015
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Toasted Sausage

This occurs when you put your dick in the toaster, causing it to be toasted.
Guy 1: What happened to Glen?

Guy 2: His girlfriend left him because he has a toasted sausage.
by Rems Husband March 10, 2018
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Ye sausage

A term that has quite recently originated from Liverpool. When a person finds someone physically and mentally inferior to them, the term “ye sausage” is used.

This is also a term that could be used to initiate a physical altercation between 2 people, generally used over Snapchat.
1)
Wool: “we doOn’t mess around over here mate”
Scouser: “Behave lad you’ll get it for the culture, ye Sausage”

2)
Wool: “frank lampard is better than Steven Gerrard
Scouser: “meet me ye sausage”
by RichmondBiftas September 17, 2021
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Water Sausage

Its bog weed but make it childish and fun
"OMG Sean look its a bog weed!"
"Sorry its a what?"
"Water sausage"
"No thats a bog weed you Dozy Sod"
by Zoent November 18, 2020
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sausage dildo

It is when you shit into a condom and use it as a dildo

By Teddles,dandalf,jak-e thompspoon an tobyrone.
Are you using that sausage dildo
by Voldaar July 24, 2016
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