It is the river over there >>>>>.
by ......_ June 10, 2022
River is the most amazing person. They bring me so much joy. I wish I could cuddle them and love them forever. They love someone else but that will change soon! They are my whole world. They make me get butterflies every time I talk to them. They make me super duper happy. Every time I talk to them I feel the most powerful being ever. I'm so lucky to have them. They truly mean everything to me. The only reason I don't wanna die is because of them. They are super kind and adorable. I want to kiss them so badly. They make my heart all warm and fuzzy and I can't get enough of it. They may not like me that way but I hope they never forget how much I truly love and care for them. ~Kenji
by Kenji<33333 October 17, 2022
by Way more jamie April 07, 2017
A small private school in Worcester. It's the brokest private school in England, the teachers are constantly annoyed and there's never enough money for anything. The PE Teacher is a simp, the girls get to do anything that they want in PE, and the boys just have to do the same. The computers in the ICT are older than the dinosaurs and crash when you try to open google. We haven't won a sporting event since Queen Victoria was alive. The kids are good though, and you'll probably make some really good friends. Overall, it can be quite fun, and you'll have quite a good time.
1: "Where do you go to school?"
2: "I go to The River School"
1: "Aren't they completely broke?"
2: "Yea, we haven't had new computers since the dinosaurs!"
2: "I go to The River School"
1: "Aren't they completely broke?"
2: "Yea, we haven't had new computers since the dinosaurs!"
It's when you eat or digest things that give you the runs. Then you wait a couple hours and let it brew in your stomach, you will go to your partner, then you sit on their face as you fart and let your butthole clamp on the tip of their nose.Thats when you will expell all your muddy fluids as you stand up and let it all flush out.
by Thethreeblueburriots February 02, 2025
by ApricotFields May 25, 2019
When you mix all your bodily fluids into a bucket with indiana river water and stir it until it thickens up into a lube like texture that has a greyish brown tent to it. Then use it for lube to penetrate your partners holes and create prolapses as it does not actually lubricate your member. Then scrape the remaining contents and the newly added fluids off your member and the prolapse. Place all that back in the mixture place in a cake pan and bake at 425 for 30 minutes. The finished item is an indiana river boat and if you don't eat it all you are not a true hoosier.
My boyfriend performed the indiana river boat on me, the prolapses were almost as good as the meal afterwards
by Jordiablo April 10, 2024