by Female7777777 September 30, 2019

A Syndrome where said member of a relationship is a sick puppy.
Symptoms: Constantly following boy/girl around, talking longer than 3 hours on a phone.
Cure: A third wheel.
Symptoms: Constantly following boy/girl around, talking longer than 3 hours on a phone.
Cure: A third wheel.
by Don-John-Fong-Kong May 2, 2017

A round, chubby puppy holding a donut. The reason why it’s goofy is because it’s sticking its cute, little tongue out all the time. You can use this puppy to cuddle with. You can also tell it all you’re stories and secrets because it will never tell. This puppy also loves music so you can sing to it to make you and the puppy feel better. Get yourself a goofy donut puppy and your life will change in the best way possible!
by jordansmymans March 2, 2019

Person 1: do you have a puppy?
Person 2: no but I really want a puppy
Person 1: have you seen that puppy?
Person 2: yes its an adorable puppy
Puppies are the cutest dogs ever
Person 2: no but I really want a puppy
Person 1: have you seen that puppy?
Person 2: yes its an adorable puppy
Puppies are the cutest dogs ever
by 🐩 puppy person October 5, 2019

Guy 1: Are you taking that puppy upstairs to the sauna? You wanna live the Berlin experience!
Guy 2: No way, I'm gonna totally fetch the puppy in my shower room. He's all mine.
Guy 2: No way, I'm gonna totally fetch the puppy in my shower room. He's all mine.
by cuksocker August 30, 2013

The reasonable question you ask someone that does nothing but screw the pooch (fuck the dog) in every aspect of their life while being completely oblivious to their own laziness and sense of entitlement. Eventually, their constant and ongoing screwing of the pooch leads to puppies that will need a home.
Hey Bob, I couldn't help but notice that you spend an inordinate amount of time screwing the pooch, so I'm curious, who are you giving the puppies to?
by JizzedOn June 6, 2023
