Payo the piglet

Payo the pig can go by many definitions. She is the pigglyist pig on earth. And snorts all the time. Even though she is bright orange, and looks like 🛑 it’s okay. Because we support her. She also has a toe fetish and goes on only fans posting her feet.

Any un: omg who let the pig

Crust: that ain’t no piggy that’s payo sir
Any un: omg I’m screwed you know what this means
Crust: I’m sorry man it’s over

Payo bots: all hale payo the piglet all hale payo the piglet all hale payo the piglet

* any un gets captured by the bots and lives her life picking mud out of Payos toenails

by Gabbyleegogurt October 31, 2021

your a pigeon

Pigeons are useless. Therefore calling someone useless as if they were a pigeon.

Guy 1: Your a pigeon

Guy 2: What’s that mean

Guy 1: your useless

Guy 2: says you

by Lacrosse terms July 22, 2022

sheepy shoopy piglet

sheepy shoopy piglets snort when they laugh during a meet call. sheepy shoopy piglets come home from school and sleep in their uniform for 3 hours. sheepy shoopy piglets eat coconuts and sometimes crossbreed with cows to make a very fluffy but big animal. sheepy shoopy piglets wheeze a lot until their stomach hurts. sheepy shoopy piglets are 6 foot tall piglets from germany and tamil nadu at the same time. sheepy shoopy piglets are very nice. thank you.

them: do you know what the sheepy shoopy piglet did yesterday?
me: no, what did the sheepy shoopy piglet do?
them: they sheeped and shooped and pigged.

by Sushila Sharma December 13, 2023

looking for a pigeon

Behaving oddly, especially in a garden or bushes.

Did you see that man, he appeared to be looking for a pigeon?!

by Jonathadathan January 6, 2024

African ceiling pigeon

The chirp you will hear when visiting the residence of a particular race.

“Beep”

Becky, did you hear it? The call of the African ceiling pigeon.

by 1 Leg Dwn March 15, 2025

Ganking your pigeon

Choking your style

That nigga was really ganking your pigeon

by Cattle beater May 26, 2025

Receiving a pigeon

The act of having a pair (or more) of testiclay stuffed inside your fadge, leaving the shaft among the flaps, resulting in 'cooing' sounds

Bloody ell Sharon, one minute we're cupping and the next I'm receiving a pigeon and flapping my arms like I'm about to migrate south!

Mate is was like stuffing a Sunday roast, never seen a bird so happy to be receiving a pigeon

My mate Stacey said she received a pigeon from 2 fellas the other night....her tits were like Nelsons column by the time they'd finished

by hot cross bunnies September 30, 2025