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Split Pee Soup

The condition of having your pee split into two or three directions as a result of having sperm sticking the end of your penis partially shut. Usually happens when you wake up in the morning after having sex
I woke up after banging that pooh butt last night and when I went to piss I had split pee soup everywhere.
by Jack Goff October 23, 2007
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pee in my cornflakes

someone goes and says or does something that ruins your day
"sorry i can't go this this weekend."
"why don't you just pee in my cornflakes won't cha"

"who peed in your cornflakes this morning?"
my mom won't let me go to the concert!"
by brodybear May 9, 2007
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The Poop That Took A Pee

A book from the hit show South Park, written by Leopald Butters Stotch. It is supposed to be raunchy and disguisting as Butters said. It might have been, according to some people on South Park who read it, but it had another thought. An ugly lady was encouraged to kill the Kardashian sisters after reading that book, making the book banned.
Leopald Butters Stotch wrote "The Poop That Took A Pee, " which encouraged a lady to kill the Kardashian sisters, which got the book banned, along with Scrotie Mcboogerballs, which Butters lied about writting after his friends Cartman, Kyle, Kenney, and Stan wrote, but then made Butters believe he wrote it, and then he took credit, and then got it banned with his other book.
by MrMeatwad33 August 1, 2010
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pee wee herman'd

dude that fucker Phillip tottaly got Pee Wee Herman'd the other night
by G-Funk July 17, 2003
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Slumber Pee Party

A party in which several aquantinces gather for all of the simple recreational purposes of any normal slumber party. Watch movies, consume popcorn, tell stories and then procede to piss in anything imaginable sitting around the house. Popular hiding places for ones urine include but are not limited to; Windex, Shoe, Sink, An Opperating Fan, VCR, 'Yo Mouf', The Oven, The Microwave, Your Friends Sleeping Bag, Sock Drawer and The Icecube Tray In The Freezer. This is all done while the actual owner of the house is gone.
"Why does my house smell like piss?"

"It looks like a Slumber Pee Party went down here. Call the cops and let's get this place quarantined.
by Mr.Fluky May 17, 2009
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funny mud pee

This is a Chinese homophonic slang, which means “ur talking bullshits
Haters: “I support the termChinese Virus
Chinese: “funny mud pee”
by Ur Chinese daddy March 26, 2020
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Boston pee party

When you're in the shower with your teammates (any sport will do) keep an eye out for anyone with soap in their eyes. When you're pretty sure the hapless victim is blinded and unaware of what's going on, gather around him with the rest of the team and pee all over him. (This is much easier for men to do than women.) Guaranteed to leave a look of confusion and disgust on the victim's face. (Also known as a Scotty.)
When Brent noticed Scott once again struggling to get the soap of out of his eyes he gathered the team around and they celebrated with a Boston pee party.
by Homerjay August 22, 2006
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