To Open the Bay Doors

To spread one’s butt cheeks during defecation as too minimize the clean-up that will be required.

“Forgot to open the bay doors today and was wiping for hours, so annoying!”

by Ka-Chowder May 11, 2022

Festivus opening

An act of closeted homosexual relations between a scruffy straight man and a metrosexual in denial.

I should not have gotten into that festivus opening last, I will be sore for days and I can't, nay won't, wear sweatpants.

by Patty90 March 27, 2016

open expression

when someone explicitly expresses their desire for sexual relations.

Linda: “I don’t know what else I can do! I’ve already used open expression and he STILL can’t take the hint!”

by purplepandas October 14, 2017

fucking can opener

1. that bastard piece of shit occasionally electrical appliance that opens cans or doesn't open cans

Number 2. the only Christmas gift mom gave to your ex
3.the Christmas gift your ex still should not have gotten
4. the only bullshit appliance that you can throw away three times and dig it out of the trash when you need it most and the bastard work
5. the one electrical appliancethat you are glad you did not throw it At your ex because the f**Ucker*** sometimes works

"throw that fucking can opener away!"

"I wish I had thrown that fucking can opener at you! but I'm glad I didn't because I needed to open some peaS and cream of children soup!"

"I've lost the handheld can opener please go dig the fucking can opener out of the garbage...so I can try it again. do you believe after one week of using a handheld can opener the electric fucking can opener workEd"

"go to hell you fucking can opener I am throwing you away now!"

"mom don't buy that asshole a fucking can opener for Christmas he's an idiot and may try to use it; he's ugly buy him a paper bag instead."

"that f****** can opener is possessed!"

by Red one... out May 6, 2014

open other celibate down

opposite of "shut the fuck up"
say this to yn's that preach and you wAnt to hear more

no thanks, open other celibate down

by shArtmaster2231sex May 4, 2025

open up the cheese trap

the phrase open up the cheese trap means everything and nothing. it can convey any emotion be used in any circumstance. it binds us it penetrates us. it was first uttered but the great braden jar-jar moore in the year 1123 A.D. after being set to be hanged for treason against high skibidi toilet council. right before he would fall and perish he spoke a phrase so simple and yet genius. after this he was thus set free and was deemed "king of all that is sigma". after 75 years of rule he passed on his rule to riley the bloody. he chose to spend the rest of his days in the mystical far off land of family guy 2 prop hunt. it is said he is still there to this day seeking enlightenment.

"open up the cheese trap 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️💯💯💯💯💯💯🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏😎😎😎😎😎😎🪤🪤🪤🪤🪤🪤🪤😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😩😩😩😩😩😩✅✅✅✅✅✅🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺💯💯💯💯🤞💯😮😮😮😮😮😮🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓"

by b1lth July 10, 2024

How, Angel Jose Robles, Also Known As, Hellstrom, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, Messenger Add Oak Defeated United States Of America With A twenty-Five United Stated Of America Dollar Open Container Ticker

How, Angel Jose Robles, Also Known As, Hellstrom, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, Messenger Add Oak Defeated United States Of America With A twenty-Five United Stated Of America Dollar Open Container Ticker

How, Angel Jose Robles, Also Known As, Hellstrom, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, Messenger Add Oak Defeated United States Of America With A twenty-Five United Stated Of America Dollar Open Container Ticker

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 28, 2025