Baller Blocking

When all your friends wont let you meet their drug dealer.

Yo, Peanut I've been trying to meet up with you but my friends have been baller blocking me for years. Let me get yo number.

by GodDamnGodDamn October 2, 2018

Wife Blocking

Comparable to “Ice Blocking”.

Basically what you do is sneak up behind your wife, and yank her pants down near the top of the stairs.
You whip your winky out and shove it into her buns. You then grab a hold of whatever you can and ride her down the stairs!!!

Last night my wife wanted to do something fun, so I introduced her to Wife Blocking!

by BigBadButtBlaster December 5, 2019

Blocked Tubo

Best in the fuckin lobby plain and simple, fellow freedom finder and handsome devil, will take your woman (don’t tell rach)

Blocked Tubo joined my lobby and it was an easy win.

by Fellow freedom finder March 22, 2021

Bloody Block

When a female blocks you on social media over something that would normally be normal conversation, but she’s on her period and thinks the world owes her something.

Bob made a knock knock joke to Jen and she bloody blocked him over it

by Shane Germelli September 15, 2021

Fuck and block

When you have a fuck buddy but it wasn't a good fuck so you block them on all means of contact when they leave.

'I fucked this Asian chick but she wasn't as Swedish lady, so I blocked her as soon as she left my house, I call it the fuck and block'

by Jelly belly 69 April 18, 2023

Beaver block

Not a cock block but a beaver block (for use for lesbians only!)

"Don't beaver block me!"

by The original beaver April 18, 2016

bro-block

When a chick cockblocks your bro from hanging out with you. Both guys must be heterosexual so it's not an actual "cockblock," unless both are homosexual, in which it is.

You: "Dude, lets go play frisbee!"
Bro: "Yeah, bro!
Chick: "Aw, baby come stay with me!"
Bro: "Alright, see ya later, dude."
You: "Aw, man, I just totally got bro-blocked!"

by JoshPatrickCody August 21, 2013