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jizz accident

1) Ejaculate that ends up in an undesirable location, typically as a result of masturbation. For example, on a keyboard, laptop, computer monitor, a pet. May cause damage and will always require unpleasant cleanup.

2) A horrible person whose conception is viewed as an tragic accident. Usually a total motherfucker and a douchebag and usually a male.

Implies that their father's semen should not have come in contact with his mother's egg for the better good of humanity. Example: Adolf Hitler.
1)
"I just had a major jizz accident. My keyboard is soaked in cum".

2)
"Donald Trump's dad should have pulled out"
- "Yeah, he's such a jizz accident".
by alveraan July 27, 2018
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Jizz Hands

The act of cumming into your hands and then shaking them vigorously.
"After sex, I like to do jizz hands to celebrate."
by John Locke 'n' Load September 22, 2017
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jizz collector

Someone who collects their semen over the span of a few years in the hopes that someday they will be able to neak it into the food of someone that they dislike.
Did you here that Adam is a jizz collector? You better not get on his bad side.
by Daniel Einarsson December 14, 2014
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Jizz Whipple

The act of cuming over a persons back during intercourse.
Would Jizz Whipple on that?
or
I'd definitely Jizz Whipple on that!
by The Jizz Whippler. June 23, 2011
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Jizz Chaffee

Having cum up the vagina for so long that it produces a chaffing sensation
I heard Julia is suffering from jizz chaffee
yeah she kept it up there for too long
by Slow Asian January 10, 2010
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Jizz Packet

A term used to describe a rather 'slutty' woman. A jizz packet generally means the female in question has been around the block a few too many times.
Man: Oh, wow, she is HOT!

Woman: You don't want to hit that. She is a total jizz packet.
by Grand Kylmax June 10, 2010
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Chick Jizz

The fluid that comes out of the vagina when a woman squirts.
Dude 1: "Bro, i was eating this chick out yesterday and i got chick jizz on my face"

Dude 2: "Dude i know you got pics lets see"
by Badass McGeexD January 21, 2011
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