1) Ejaculate that ends up in an undesirable location, typically as a result of masturbation. For example, on a keyboard, laptop, computer monitor, a pet. May cause damage and will always require unpleasant cleanup.
2) A horrible person whose conception is viewed as an tragic accident. Usually a total motherfucker and a douchebag and usually a male.
Implies that their father's semen should not have come in contact with his mother's egg for the better good of humanity. Example: Adolf Hitler.
2) A horrible person whose conception is viewed as an tragic accident. Usually a total motherfucker and a douchebag and usually a male.
Implies that their father's semen should not have come in contact with his mother's egg for the better good of humanity. Example: Adolf Hitler.
1)
"I just had a major jizz accident. My keyboard is soaked in cum".
2)
"Donald Trump's dad should have pulled out"
- "Yeah, he's such a jizz accident".
"I just had a major jizz accident. My keyboard is soaked in cum".
2)
"Donald Trump's dad should have pulled out"
- "Yeah, he's such a jizz accident".
by alveraan July 27, 2018
Get the jizz accidentmug. by John Locke 'n' Load September 22, 2017
Get the Jizz Handsmug. Someone who collects their semen over the span of a few years in the hopes that someday they will be able to neak it into the food of someone that they dislike.
by Daniel Einarsson December 14, 2014
Get the jizz collectormug. by The Jizz Whippler. June 23, 2011
Get the Jizz Whipplemug. by Slow Asian January 10, 2010
Get the Jizz Chaffeemug. A term used to describe a rather 'slutty' woman. A jizz packet generally means the female in question has been around the block a few too many times.
by Grand Kylmax June 10, 2010
Get the Jizz Packetmug. Dude 1: "Bro, i was eating this chick out yesterday and i got chick jizz on my face"
Dude 2: "Dude i know you got pics lets see"
Dude 2: "Dude i know you got pics lets see"
by Badass McGeexD January 21, 2011
Get the Chick Jizzmug.