tech-block

when a girl pulls out her phone or opens up her laptop to make herself seem unavailable

person1: yo did you holla at that shawty last night at than joint

person2: oh you mean the bitch that was on the side on her phone the whole time when errbadi else was gettin' they dance on and gettin' they drink on

Person1: oh word? what a fukin' tech-block

by swype May 26, 2011

learner's block

Inability to learn something, particularly due to psychological pressure. Often takes an existential threat to break.

From the first book of Harry Potter, and associated movie, comes this famous example:
Ron Weasley had a learner's block on Wingardium Leviosa, only broken during the toilet scene - he lifted the troll's club and KO'd the ugly thing.

by krazzyfяeak November 26, 2016

spock block

Any person, action or situation that prevents one from watching Star Trek (applies to the original series).

Last night, the Yankee game ran late and Spock blocked me again.

by bafervaf September 9, 2010

Urban block

The feeling you get when you can't think up a good urban dictionary article, but still want to post something

Fuck I've got a real case of urban block

by LesKen March 9, 2019

Slobbery Block

An abnormally large amount of saliva on an object.

My sister-in-law offered me a slobbery block with my brother standing right there!

by myrealname2 April 18, 2021

Cock-Blocking

Cock-Blocking is when you stop a male from trying to hit on a girl.

It can also mean when you block a chicken on twitter.com.

"Hey this guy named chicken just called me a slur"
"Welp, you better get Cock-Blocking!"

by Totally not NuggNugg DoesStuff May 10, 2021

Rock blocked

A term used while skating that describes when a rock jams your wheel

Fuck, I scraped my knee after getting rock blocked.

by LightNaCl February 7, 2022