jork off

when you smell some nise cheese in yor back yard and you go to see it and it turns you on so hard and you stick yor peepee in the cheese and it feel so nise

dude i see some nise cheese i need to jork off

by jondamnit June 1, 2017

snide off

To go off with someone else, thus leaving your regular friends/co-workers behind. A true favourite of the playground.

"I can't believe she went out to lunch with HER - what a snide off!"

by Stu B August 15, 2006

Off Block

someone who is very drunk and making a tit of themselves

"last night i got completely off block...."

by Tickerboy April 5, 2010

chop-off

Excretion cut short in an untimely fashion by use of the anal sphincter muslces; the resulting product.

'Damn, no time, I'm gonna have to do a chop-off.'

by Chris987 May 25, 2008

Naff Off

like saying piss off but in a more joking and friendly term. Usually used when someone is making a rude (but joking) remark about you.

'ooo you look grumpy'

'naff off'

by ewgvwg April 19, 2006

cheesed off

to express frustration

arg, im so cheesed off with this version of pacman, i can never eat that darned strawberry in time.

by beangirl March 6, 2007

f off

it means fuck off
thats all it means its plain and simple and used when your words are censored like in online chatrooms and gaming and in public places like school.

f off and die biatch translates to fuck off and die bitch
the "bad" words are replaced or omitted so you can get you point across when someone pisses you off.

Person 1 "your ugy"
Person 2 " f off"

by gina#1 April 10, 2006