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nice shoes...... two feet

An self-acknowledged pathetic put-down. From the failed put-down in the Simpsons, one bully says "Nice glasses four eyes", the other bully says "yeah, and nice shoes......two feet."
-You're an asshole.
-I'M an asshole??? Well........nice shoes.......two feet.
by LordWatson July 12, 2003
mugGet the nice shoes...... two feetmug.

nice hair, wanna fuck?

The world's easiest and most simple way to get a girl. Also, see nipps for further explanations.
-Nice hair, wanna fuck?
-Sure!
by Johnny Nipps February 19, 2004
mugGet the nice hair, wanna fuck?mug.

You have nice hands

When a girl says you have nice hands she wants you to finger her.
Britney: You have nice hands. Will you finger me with them?
Chris: Hell yea!
by ultimatethot69 January 13, 2019
mugGet the You have nice handsmug.

Iwl nice one

Yo g can I borrow a pencil

Yeah

Iwl nice one
by Jjackson May 9, 2020
mugGet the Iwl nice onemug.

Your hair looks nice

A dumbass response from a fuckboy when someone asks them to repeat what they just said but they are too pussy to repeat it so they resort to a bullshit ass compliment.
Kenny: Fuck you Niki, you stupid ass bitch.
Niki: What?
Kenny: Your hair looks nice.
by Nikenny July 27, 2018
mugGet the Your hair looks nicemug.

Its nice to see you

A greeting exchanged, usually in a sacristy or rectory between two Catholics. One is attracted to the other but, for fear of saying something inappropriate, the affinity is channelled into this benign salutation. It can be accompanied by a long, firm handshake, a tight embrace or a kiss on the cheek.

There are three ways to respond.

If the person being greeted returns the affinity, they say "Its nice to see you too," or "Its nice to be here," but if they do not return the affinity they simply say, "Thanks!"

When the distanced admiration has existed over the course of several months or years, the greeting may also be expressed as "Its so nice to see you again."
Francis: Hey, Clare how have you been! Its nice to see you!

Clare: Its nice to see you too, Francis. I've been been well, how are your brothers?
by Hippolytus January 25, 2011
mugGet the Its nice to see youmug.

What you having nice?

When you are talking to someone who is cooking food that smells nice.
Hello Joe, what you having nice?
by Rudy Huggins May 3, 2020
mugGet the What you having nice?mug.

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