Abby Nap

A nap that takes multiple hours and Is kind of concerning in length

“Where’s Meatloaf?”

“Taking an Abby nap”

by EternalPledge November 17, 2019

NAP

No. Anal. Please

On your dating profile, all you gotta say is NAP.

#NAP because that sh*t hurts
Do I look like a nappy girl? (If one is down with it)

by Foody Kroger July 2, 2019

sloth nap

Not moving an inch while sleeping >16 hours.

I had a sloth nap.

by plato! August 6, 2024

Jump nap

When someone goes to the bathroom and jacks off and takes a dump then falls asleep all while on the toilet

Josh went and took another jump nap while his coworkers were busy

by AnonRS001 April 1, 2022

deny nap

A person who falls asleep while watching television and then acts like the they were awake.

Why deny nap? You were snoring during the first five minutes of the show.

by Mr. Dish December 13, 2024

poop nap

when you're exhausted at work and pass out inside the construction site porta potty

I think Bob's takin' a poop nap again

by unklebob 666 June 7, 2024

Goo nap

To go to sleep immediately following ejaculation

He goo napped after jerking off without even pulling his pants back up.

by SauceComet February 16, 2021