Nap hands

When you wake up from sleeping (specifically a nap) and you have no grip-strength. You’re unable to grasp and/or pick things up due to this weakness.

“Hey man can you pass me my water bottle?”

“Sorry man I can’t I have nap hands”

by definitely not alexa June 20, 2023

Jack Nap

The act of jacking off before taking a nap.

Have you seen Andy? Is he downstairs taking a jack nap?

by PH2025 October 19, 2025

Naps girl

Every single naps girl is miserable. EVERY. SINGLE. ONE. Why they so miserable?? No clue but they damn fucking miserable. Sometimes i wanna kms listening to them wanna kill themselves.

reeves-roopnarine(pres man who cant pull) and this ugly waste of break jumbie horn him (naps girl)

E.g 2 vineet-Maharaj-rampersad (NEXT PRES MAN is a trend) he get a multicellular horn . How?? The naps gyal link with him and was send other men nudes

by Momdu November 20, 2023

Tard nap

The feeling of grogginess, confusion, and overall mental retardation in the aftermath of waking up from a nap.

"I took a tard nap this afternoon and, when I woke up, felt as mentally incompetent as a Republican senator from the south."

by Christopher Sessions December 8, 2020

Nap girlfriend

A nap girlfriend is a girlfriend who pretty much lays in bed all day, sleeps, eats, watches Netflix and talks to you. She is always tired but makes time to take care of you.

Im definitely a nap girlfriend i sleep all the time I wonder if he gets annoyed

by Seaotter0947 December 3, 2020

noah nap

When a person takes a ridiculous amount of naps throughout the day.

This is the fifth time name has taken a Noah nap today. They probably should quit drinking.

by Korndog82 May 23, 2024

Fifa Nap

Used to describe a time when potential gamers are tired, and are prepared to play on the football game Fifa, but with the agreement that intermittent naps may be taken.

This can be applied to any game or activity. EG: Film Nap, food nap, read nap, talk nap and so on.

"Fifa Nap?"

"I'll play, but I might need a nap at some point, Fifa nap?"

by Chester Payton December 22, 2014