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Furry Muff

A humorous twist on “fair enough”.
Origin: The phrase was first coined in Malia, Crete, summer 2002 by DJ Keiran B.
During a poolside argument, a Glaswegian holidaymaker insulted Keiran in front of a large crowd. Noticing that her bikini bottoms weren’t covering everything, Keiran replied with the perfect comeback:
“Furry Muff.”
The crowd burst out laughing, the situation was instantly diffused. Later that night, while DJing, he repeated the phrase on the mic and it became the saying of the summer. Holidaymakers carried it back to the UK, where it spread into popular slang.

Example:
“Don’t fancy another pint?”
“Furry muff.”
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Double Muff

The act of eating a muffin out of a woman’s genitalia (aka muff)
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Cut the Muff

In short, to cut off poor quality audio.

To "cut" something means to remove or eliminate it and "muff" is short for muffle or muffled. In this case it is in reference to audio.

The idiom "Cut the Muff" is an amusing way to tell someone that their mic or audio output is muffled or unclear.
"Very muffley, very cutty. Cutty muff. Cut the muff." - Timmaaay (Obsolete Punx)
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BUFFALO MUFF

A vagina that has been exposed to sexually transmitted infections
Dont sleep with Amy, she has "Buffalo Muff"
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Muff Mop

Her: His Muff Mop kept scratching my clit last night
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Muff Mop

His muff mop tickled my clit.
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Rainbow muff dive

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