vacuum mouth

The act of streaching out your mouth to quikly inhale cookies (chocolate chip) and is streached atleast 6 inches longer than your normal mouth length. This technic is often used by fat people who want to eat a whole plat of cookies in under 5 seconds depending on the size of the jar, plat, bowl, etc. containing the cookies.

Did you see that guy vacuum mouth that entire plat of chocolate chip cookies?

by Bing Ordanate February 20, 2011

Ghost Mouth

The act of giving a blow job, but the male is unable to feel it. As if a bodiless phantom is trying to slob your knob.

"My girl friend can't give head, she sucks the tip like a straw."
"Really?"
"Yeah and I can't feel it at all. Total ghost mouth."

by Kyle and Max April 4, 2008

diarrhea of the mouth

an imaginary medical problem that is supposed to account for someone talking too much

Man, that guy has a serious case of diarrhea of the mouth. God he is annoying.

by Light Joker January 14, 2005

mouth jam

The gunk that builds around the mouth (mostly in the corners), of one who either has bad dry mouth, or who drank a large amount of white milk. The effect of mouth jam is usually followed by tooth slime(the stringy substance that hangs between one's upper and lower teeth as they speak)

Man, looks like you need some water you have some major mouth jam

by willy lump lump March 3, 2007

Foot in Mouth

Donald Trump

yo dude, did you see that speech where Donald Trump (aka donnie troomp) put his foot in mouth? he said “this is a great day for George Floyd”... wtf

by joe exotic’s left elbow June 7, 2020

horse mouth

A person, normally a girl, who is so boot ugly that she carries what looks to be a horses mouth on her face.

Damn she gots a horse mouth
She's a real horse mouth
The village bicycle has a real horsey mouth

by Joshua Bradford- Michigan January 3, 2008

rocket mouth

a chick that is great and fast at sucking dicks.

dang she is a rocket mouth.

by Q-Ball711 May 5, 2010