moosetart

stupid;dumb

You're a moosetart.

by Chiken Boy November 22, 2011

Moosetart

A person who is stupid, dumb, etc.

Person A: "2+2 is 22!!!"
Person B: "No, it's 4. You're such a moosetart.

by Chiken Boiy December 1, 2011

Moose

That know-it all bitch that walks around the office swaying to and fro with the swagger of a drunk moose. Often with loud foot-falls striking fear into all those around.

"That moose had the nerve to tell ME how to fill out a TPS report!"

by That guy at the office. February 20, 2012

Moose Plug

An extra large tampon for huge va-ja's.

Who tried to flush this moose plug?... Bring me a plunger!

Moose plugs couldn't dam that flow!

by Hot as balls July 19, 2012

Moosekioes

The amazing sound of music,or how you scream in the middle in an awkward moment

".....MOOSEKIOES"

"This moosekieo is so great I wanna take a poop"

by MelonMeister February 1, 2013

mooseknucling

The act of rubbing a girls cooch while she has a camel toe then massaging while she qweefs continuously

Dam she stanked up the room when i was so far up mooseknucling her to death

by cockbandit22 December 30, 2013

Moose Bootying

Moose bootying is a term used to describe when you accidentally back up into someone and your butts touch. This must be accidental to be classified as moose bootying.

"dude moose bootying is so awkward!"
"totally man! i just did it to some girl at the ice rink the other day!"

by The moose booty expert January 5, 2014