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Mechanic 

1: A Democratic Party politician who thinks that the path to power within the party comes from 'playing the game' with the powers that be; of giving and securing favors, and building a network based on mutual self-interest within the ranks. Mechanics are experts at working the system which they are a part of and believe in. To a mechanic, voters are only ciphers who must be made, somehow, to support the party and the party's candidates.

Mechanics love and want power for power's sake. For them words are a means of manipulation, not communication.
"Before Barak Obama showed up, Hilary Clinton, the quintessential Mechanic, thought she had the nomination sewn up. She had cashed in all her markers, collected on all favors owed her, bribed with promises of power all influential people in the party, and thought she had greased the skids all the way to the White House. Unfortunately for her, a good Savior beats a good Mechanic every time, no matter how well the Mechanic has wired the system."
Mechanic by lafinatu February 21, 2009
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Megan's Law 

And unfair, ignorant, knee jerk, outrageous, irrational, reaction to bad guys doing bad things and causing good guys who do good things to suffer humiliation and ridicule.
Another life ruined because of megans law.
Megan's Law by Skipper McNally December 16, 2003
She is a girl that is the most annoying person in the entire world oh and everything and one hate her
Ugh here is Megan”-Charlotte
Megan by Welcome to chilies March 3, 2019
She’s sad. She’s lonely. She tries hard but doesn’t get far. A bisexual. Loves shameless.
guy: she’s beautiful

other guy: yeah that’s my megan
Megan by diamondmonaghan April 27, 2020

poopular mechanic 

A mechanic that spews useless and unintelligable information. Usually highly technical in nature and completely irrelevant to the present conversation.

*Most often spewed information comes from "Popular Mechanic" magazine.
Jerry is such a poopular mechanic he was boring me with quantum physics all night, and I don't think he even knew what he was explaining.
and on the ninth and lesser known day after God gave the irish beer to keep them from conquering the world he did create Megan Wesley as a gift for the world
Megan by jrfredrick January 23, 2011