A sexual copypasta about Ahsoka Tano from Star Wars, where Obi-Wan Kenobi tells Luke Skywalker about Ahsoka in sexual descriptions.
Luke, did I ever tell you about Ahsoka Tano? She was your father’s exotic teenage alien apprentice, a fine piece of jailbait from a more civilized age. She had the tightest body and the perkiest little breasts in the galaxy; barely legal in most systems.
Anakin and I used to doubleteam her at the end of every successful campaign during the Clone Wars, and once in a while we’d even have the entire 501st run a train over her, part of official Jedi “training” of course. In time, she learned how to handle a meatsaber better than anyone in the Jedi Temple. She wore a miniskirt every day so we told her there were no panties in space, and since she was constantly doing acrobatics you’d get a glimpse of her orange pussy mid fight as she’d do a flip while slicing a B2 Super Battledroid in half. It was surreal.
We taught her to grip her weapon backwards like a dildo and she constantly got captured by pirates and slavers almost every other day. It was ridiculous, like a constant porno Luke, you have no idea. And she was a good friend.
Anakin and I used to doubleteam her at the end of every successful campaign during the Clone Wars, and once in a while we’d even have the entire 501st run a train over her, part of official Jedi “training” of course. In time, she learned how to handle a meatsaber better than anyone in the Jedi Temple. She wore a miniskirt every day so we told her there were no panties in space, and since she was constantly doing acrobatics you’d get a glimpse of her orange pussy mid fight as she’d do a flip while slicing a B2 Super Battledroid in half. It was surreal.
We taught her to grip her weapon backwards like a dildo and she constantly got captured by pirates and slavers almost every other day. It was ridiculous, like a constant porno Luke, you have no idea. And she was a good friend.
by jordypresto0418 February 06, 2021
don't you hate Luke Peebles.
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by Lukehornbyy May 14, 2020
When a young lad says he is built different but can’t hack simple things like the waltzers at the fair.
Boy 1 - how was the fair yesterday bro?
Boy 2 - Was mint but one ride made me feel a little sick.
Boy 1 - Bro your such a luke from manny.
Boy 2 - Was mint but one ride made me feel a little sick.
Boy 1 - Bro your such a luke from manny.
by PeterPan246 October 20, 2022
girls that attend Columbus High School that also attended st. Luke elementary and middle school. They are one huge friend group and are widely disliked. Often considered snobby, pretty, and popular.
by Lauren Ingram March 21, 2022
Someone who is named Luke with the last name Draper. Could be very talented, could also be a raging diva that will absolutely murder you to get to the top. But, could also be really sweet and kind. Either way.. watch out for Luke Drapers.
Man.... don't be a Luke Draper put the knife down!
Awe you're funny! You remind me of Luke Draper.
I walked out to my car and someone spray painted "hoe" on it. Must have been Luke Draper!
Awe you're funny! You remind me of Luke Draper.
I walked out to my car and someone spray painted "hoe" on it. Must have been Luke Draper!
by 100percentthatbitchfromtexas June 14, 2023