loo laid

When British people have sex in a bathroom.

American: 'I just fucked in the bathroom.'

British: 'Oi, I just got loo laid.'

by Buttzzz September 19, 2014

Banter Ladder

A ranked ladder describing whom the author would most like to fuck within a group/league and/or club

''I can't believe I'm ranked 3 in the Banter Ladder'
'Congrats mate, Luke must really like you'

by PremierBananaman May 22, 2017

Elevator ladies

Ladies that go up and down

"Elevator ladies in the parking lot" black keys

by Wonderingminds August 3, 2017

wrinkley ladder

A chain of elderly men, connecting penis to mouth.

I walking in on my grandpa participating in a wrinkley ladder saturday night

by YeetyMcYeet May 3, 2018

goon laid

a drink consisting of Kool-Aid and multiple pounds of sugar

maaaaan, that was some bomb goon laid

by tomtomtom jenakins January 25, 2018

First Ladies First

motivating and praying with your mother, grandmother, and wifey, at the beginning of each day before anyone else.

The First Ladies First messaging was started by the nation’s most historical figure Jordan Thomas Cooper.

by Coop Dupe June 11, 2018

Cachet Ladies

Cachet Ladies are Female Companions, who are prestigious and perfect to play with. A skilled and socially adept provider of sexual intimacy, erotic companionship, and sacred healing, particularly when highly compensated and respected, for example in a court or high society setting

A Cachet Ladies Courtesan

A passionate night Cachet Ladies Courtesan will sure make your dream come true.

by Cachet Courtesan September 5, 2018