You know what I find funny?

If your girlfriend tells you this.... just run. You do not wanna find out what's funny. Just turn off your phone, pack your bags, call a taxi, take a flight and leave the country.

Girl: Good morning babe
Boy: Good morning beautiful
Girl: Hey babe, who's that girl that liked your Instagram post?
Boy : Oh, that's just a friend babe
Girl: You know what I find funny?
Boy: ...... *turns off phone, packs bag, calls taxi, takes a flight, leaves the country.

by Wise Sempar November 30, 2015

I don’t know how but they found me

A band which is loved by many. Lead singer is former panic at the disco touring bassist dallon weeks.

Person 1 “have you heard I don’t know how but they found me new song?”

Person 2 “yeah it’s great”

by Gaybyjskisygsywhbxhjsn December 23, 2018

do u know de wai

In VRChat there are a bunch of Ugandan Knuckles and Sonic's running around asking people if they: "know de wai?". Any anime girl in the game can be known as the tribes "Queen". If said girl does not cooperate she is known as a "Fake Queen" and promptly spat on.

Ugandan Knuckles: "Do U KnOw De wAi?"
Random Anime Girl: "um"
Ugandan Knuckles: "My BroDdAs We hAVe FoUnD De KwEeN *tongue clicks* *tongue clicks* *tongue clicks*"

by a$ap jay January 13, 2018

do you know who joe is

JOE MAMA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHA

bob: do you know who joe is
jimmy: who is joe?
bob: joe mama AHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH
jimmy: *fucking dies*

by timithy is funny November 27, 2020

I guess we’ll never know

Usually something a dumb bitch says to be ominous

You:Hey how the fuck did you know
Them: I guess we’ll never know
You: fuck you bitch

by Neeck groes January 08, 2021

Do you know deh way

A retarded over used meme that started in late 2017 on virtual reality chat game.

I would hate to be someone who says do you know deh way.

by kdin March 01, 2018

I know you are but what am I?

A complete fail of a comeback... basicaly... you would use it when you get verbally bitch slapped your face is all red... and you cannot come up with a comeback.

Faggot: You smell bad

Me: Wow... because you said that dis you went from nobody loving you... to having a small squirl start to love you... oh wait... that squirl just got ran over by a car... your back to nobody loving you...

Faggot: I know you are but what am I?

by balla911 April 16, 2009