Kitty Carpet

A woman's pubes. A small, well tended bush. Nice when freshly grown out from the bald-as-a-baby Brazilian treatment.
Can also refer to a merkin, especially if it is thin and flat.

I got lucky and munched on Jane's kitty carpet last night.

by TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky September 3, 2024

Scratch The Kitty

Coitus. To have intimate relations

Bro, chick I been dating just called and said it's time I scratch the kitty.

by Bono Wakler July 21, 2023

kitty

AVERAGE GIRL.

NO!, i’m average. probably hear kitty telling people how average she is

by sophiekittydaisy October 9, 2020

Scurvey Kitty

Someone who is so disgustingly dirty, white trashish, nasty ass, greasy that it makes you go baahhhhh

Katie hasn't showered in three days... She's such a scurvey kitty.

by cungry November 2, 2009

Kitty Gyat

Your friend Kat(tharine) who's got the gyat.

"Did you hear that Kitty Gyat baked some sugar cookies yesterday?"

by kitty-gyat December 12, 2023

Kitty in a blanket

When you eat out a woman’s pussy without removing her yoga pants.

“Dude, did you see that babe in the yoga pants? I would totally eat that kitty in a blanket.”

by Krackhormgiggles June 11, 2018

kitty kitty meow meow

kitty kitty meow meow is jessica’s bookie wookiee

“omg kitty kitty meow meow lied to me ? “

“omg no way !!”

by milagro55 May 26, 2023