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July 3

This day is when the most cute people are born your smart talented fun to talk to and not always willing to share what's wrong but your kind and lovable
by Slightlywanted February 24, 2022
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july 1st

July 1st is the national Orbitiny day, symbolizing the union of Orbits and Atinys, both fandoms of the Kpop groups Loona and Ateez. Being an Orbitiny is the epitome of taste on the earth.
YOU : Are you an Orbitiny ? Then you’re appart of both Rookies legend’s fandoms ! So lucky ! July 1st is our day !
by Loonateez October 15, 2019
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July 16

We don't get recognized enough, Scene Kid/Goth Kid/Emo Kid S3lf-H4rm awareness day (and my birthday happy birthday to me)
What day is it?

July 16, Scene kid/goth kid/emo kid SH awareness day!
by Goofy Scene Kid (Travis) April 29, 2023
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Christmas in July

When Christian and Catholic hypocrites people come together at the tail end of July to defy the teachings of their Lord Jesus by selling shit.
Here is why Christmas in July violates what is written about Jesus in The Bible:

Matthew 21:12 (King James Version)

"And Jesus went into the temple of God, and cast out all them that sold and bought in the temple, and overthrew the tables of the moneychangers, and the seats of them that sold doves."

Although the scenery of being in a house of worship differs, the concept remains the same: selling shit in Jesus' name. Call it a sale, call it a discount fest, whatever, but definitely don't fucking call it Christmas in July; Jesus wasn't born until December so stop fucking it up.
by Space Wrangler July 25, 2021
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Juli happy

by Jassinmeli November 22, 2021
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july 2

the day me the baddest bitch was born its also the day your life will be the most amazing everything u want will come to u the boy u like or girl will ask u out love u bitch
bitch1-gesus what?
bitch2-what
bitch1-its july 2

bitch2-omg leave me alone
bitch1-not even a happy birthday
bitch2-wtf told u i was happy about the day u were born
bitch1-BITCH
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July 16th

The best people are born on this day. They can be annoying but they're the best at football. They are nice and would do anything for you.
Hi when's your birthday
Its July 16th
CAN WE BE BESTIES PLEASE
by Ghoulix November 6, 2021
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