The most well-known male pornstar, due to his monstrously huge dick. Holmes himself claimed he was 13 inches long, his ex-wife and many other female pornstars say it was more like 10.5 inches long.
John Holmes lied about his already huge penis size, but also lied about being a college graduate and being the personal gigolo to a wealthy British woman.
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"I know something about aircraft carriers for real."
John F. Kerry
"I will never conduct a war or start a war because we want to; the United States of America should only go to war because we have to. And if you live by that guidance, you'll never have veterans throwing away their medals or standing up in protest.
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"No one is going to question my commitment to the defence of our nation. I don't know what it is these Republicans, who didn't serve in any war, have against those of us who are Democrats who did.
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"President Clinton was often known as the first black president. I wouldn't be upset if I could earn the right to be the second.
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"America now stands as the world's foremost power. We should be proud: Not since the age of the Romans have one people achieved such preeminence. But we are not Romans; we do not seek an empire.
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"I believe America's best days are ahead of us because I believe that the future belongs to freedom, not to fear.
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John F. Kerry
"I will never conduct a war or start a war because we want to; the United States of America should only go to war because we have to. And if you live by that guidance, you'll never have veterans throwing away their medals or standing up in protest.
John F. Kerry "
"No one is going to question my commitment to the defence of our nation. I don't know what it is these Republicans, who didn't serve in any war, have against those of us who are Democrats who did.
John F. Kerry "
"President Clinton was often known as the first black president. I wouldn't be upset if I could earn the right to be the second.
John F. Kerry "
"America now stands as the world's foremost power. We should be proud: Not since the age of the Romans have one people achieved such preeminence. But we are not Romans; we do not seek an empire.
John F. Kerry "
"I believe America's best days are ahead of us because I believe that the future belongs to freedom, not to fear.
John F. Kerry "
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"I picked up this skanky slut from the roller rink and gave her a John Force!"
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He always get the ladies. They normally want to take his pants off and have sex with him.
He always get the ladies. They normally want to take his pants off and have sex with him.
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