Jacob

He’s the type of person to think he’s the best. And utterly fail at proving it.

Person 1: why is he on the floor?
Person 2: he said he could climb a tree faster than me
Person 1: aren’t you the best climber in the world
Person 2: yes
Jacob (from the floor) : NOT MUCH LONGER!!

by He likes bees February 18, 2020

jacob

mattress boy

wow! there goes jacob the mattress boy! wonder when he’ll get a bed fame?

by jesusmercado52 February 27, 2020

Jacob Cornettet

Hype beast, owns 16 pairs of yeezies. looks like an egg (specifically humpty dumpty) Trash at videogames and spanish

That guy is such a jacob cornettet

by 84thoukid32 March 1, 2020

Jacob

Jacob is that one really sus friend who can do and will do anything as long as you say ur mad sus

Random guy: can we invite Jacob Other guy: no hes mad sus

by eRaZelo April 29, 2020

Jacob

Jacob is a more complex name of Jake. He often has red or brown hair and is pretty pale. Plus he has a lot of freckles. Jacob is attracted to girls names that end with the ei sound ex. Sophie, Maddie. Although he likes them he will stay in the friend zone for the rest of his life.

Wow look at Jacob stuck in the friend zone

by Gracie McTanagan May 8, 2020

Jacob

Dick balls blue waffles death depression cock more death and sex with an Oliver all at the same time

Man I hate Jacob it’s such a bad disease

by Animegirl69 July 18, 2020

Jacob Harrod

A dude who wasn’t on the urban dictionary before this, so he is irrelevant (oh and he needs friends)

Jacob Harrod needs friends

by Wheyheyheyhey:) October 25, 2020