Jizz Feet

Jizz Feet is a term used by males after getting out of a shower that did not drain properly. A male nearly always jerks off in the shower, thus leaving him walking around with sperm on his feet after getting out of a shower that did not immediately drain.

The shower was fucked at the hotel room, now I gotta walk around with jizz feet all day.

by Cubby Dubby July 11, 2018

Jizz rag

Rag used to wipe cum off a surface like Stevens face

Shit I don't have my jizz rag

Shit I don't have my jizz rag

by Gajlwvbw March 29, 2016

Jizz Chaffee

Having cum up the vagina for so long that it produces a chaffing sensation

I heard Julia is suffering from jizz chaffee
yeah she kept it up there for too long

by Slow Asian January 10, 2010

Jizz Jacket

Covering someone with sperm.

Amy wanted sperm so I gave her a jizz jacket with matching glasses.

Your mother is a Jizz Jacket.

by b7random November 27, 2016

Jizz Hands

The act of cumming into your hands and then shaking them vigorously.

"After sex, I like to do jizz hands to celebrate."

by John Locke 'n' Load September 22, 2017

Jizz-monster

A male/female whose face has been covered in so much semen that he/she resembles a monster.

Don't be afraid Tom, this isn't a real monster, it's just a Jizz-monster.

by Rybu April 11, 2013

jizz accident

1) Ejaculate that ends up in an undesirable location, typically as a result of masturbation. For example, on a keyboard, laptop, computer monitor, a pet. May cause damage and will always require unpleasant cleanup.

2) A horrible person whose conception is viewed as an tragic accident. Usually a total motherfucker and a douchebag and usually a male.

Implies that their father's semen should not have come in contact with his mother's egg for the better good of humanity. Example: Adolf Hitler.

1)
"I just had a major jizz accident. My keyboard is soaked in cum".

2)
"Donald Trump's dad should have pulled out"
- "Yeah, he's such a jizz accident".

by alveraan July 27, 2018