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Jason

A blond male who most likely has a beard, but is mostly known for being a world-class simp.
This man is such a Jason!
by cypherboi March 7, 2021
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jason bennett

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Jason matthews

Is hands down the sexiest man alive he is strong and sexy know how to fuck and eat that pussy he is a awesome man that takes care of his woman and is down right respectful and stong God's give to the world because he's will be the best man u ever had at least the one I know in Mississippi is girl you better hold on to that man and stop being stupid God is going to punish you girl if you mess that boy over
by Love Jason April 10, 2021
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Jason

Jason...a guy who drinks a lot, plays guitar and knows stuff!
Oh you're just like A Jason, you drink lots, play guitar (badly) and know stuff! (Fuck all)
by Lolly 82 April 28, 2021
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Jason

Jason that half bald plumber that lives in the house with the lions. Jason a not all there and he hears voices. Jason is one weird guy.
Cross the road Jason is coming.

Oh no Jason is peeing in the dog food
by Jason’s mum May 1, 2021
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Bald Head Jason

When a sick and twisted individual shaves his head and eyebrows and proceeds to give the most disgusting head to another man. This act usually ends in the receiver killing the giver.
Gordon - Yo why that dude look like that lmao

Rick - That’s a Bald Head Jason. He standing outside that Bear bar.
by G6Saitin July 10, 2022
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Jason

If You Are My Hubby Jason Cullum This is for you Because all you've done for me So I Want To share that With The World ^^/ LOVE You ! , Jason Is Very Funny,Kind,Handson, Shy, Sexy , Caring,Hates PUNS -.- I'm Very PunAmal >: HEH HEH ..... Even Though I suck at Math You Helped Me with Math Back in High School Back When You asked Me To Marry You , I Hide something from you .... I Bought Three Breakfast Bureroes And I Bought Them with You're Credit Card Sorry Love you thought , Jason Likes to Have sex Time to time But still He is the Best ^.^^ALSO JASON IF YOU'ŕe READING This .... I'M PREGNANT !! LOVE YOU !!!! TO THE MOON AND BACK
Girl1: Wow RYLIE GOT MAn Better Be a Jason

Girl2: Mabey???
by Little Family July 15, 2022
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