jizz accident

1) Ejaculate that ends up in an undesirable location, typically as a result of masturbation. For example, on a keyboard, laptop, computer monitor, a pet. May cause damage and will always require unpleasant cleanup.

2) A horrible person whose conception is viewed as an tragic accident. Usually a total motherfucker and a douchebag and usually a male.

Implies that their father's semen should not have come in contact with his mother's egg for the better good of humanity. Example: Adolf Hitler.

1)
"I just had a major jizz accident. My keyboard is soaked in cum".

2)
"Donald Trump's dad should have pulled out"
- "Yeah, he's such a jizz accident".

by alveraan July 27, 2018

Jizz wizz

When someone has a particularly pleasurable masturbation experience

“You were in there a long time”
“I was busy with a jizz wizz

by Princessdonkey February 16, 2020

Jizz Jacket

Covering someone with sperm.

Amy wanted sperm so I gave her a jizz jacket with matching glasses.

Your mother is a Jizz Jacket.

by b7random November 27, 2016

Jizz rag

Rag used to wipe cum off a surface like Stevens face

Shit I don't have my jizz rag

Shit I don't have my jizz rag

by Gajlwvbw March 29, 2016

Jizz Hands

The act of cumming into your hands and then shaking them vigorously.

"After sex, I like to do jizz hands to celebrate."

by John Locke 'n' Load September 22, 2017

Jizz Chaffee

Having cum up the vagina for so long that it produces a chaffing sensation

I heard Julia is suffering from jizz chaffee
yeah she kept it up there for too long

by Slow Asian January 10, 2010

Chick Jizz

The fluid that comes out of the vagina when a woman squirts.

Dude 1: "Bro, i was eating this chick out yesterday and i got chick jizz on my face"

Dude 2: "Dude i know you got pics lets see"

by Badass McGeexD January 21, 2011