similar to the jersey girl, rhode island
girls are sexy as
hell and we know how to party. we've got a great sense of style and know about 50 guys (most of which are our cousins) who will beat the shit outta you if you mess with us. we live at the beach, in newport, in providence, jamestown, wherever - and we party everywhere. we've got a certain attitude and we're not afraid to voice our
opinion. we've got a mouth on us - and we'll use it too - bottom line - nobody messes with a R.I girl. we're not afraid to throw a punch or two. we can often be seen drinking del's or coffeemilk, partying in clubs, living it up on the beach, screaming at a
hockey or basketball
game, wearing a patriots jersey, and strolling around anywhere - whether it be our
college campus or federal hill. we walk tall in heels - and you'll recognize us when you see us. we love
hockey, basketball, and
football - and we'll kick your ass at either one. we know how to walk on cobblestones in our jimmy choos and mini dresses and know how to party like theres no tomorrow. we've got that certain accent. we leave out r's and any word that ends with an 'er' suddenly ends with an 'a'. (lobster = lobsta) - you know you've heard it before. we are incredibly sweet and rhode island wouldnt be the same without us.
rhode island ain't run by the mob - its run by rhode island girls !
well, actually it is run my the mob.
boston ass wipe: "hey, hey sweet thang ! come ova here you rhode island girl ! ima show what these island boys cant do !"
rhode island girl: *in heels - no less* "fuck off ! rhode island ain't an island ass wipe ! hey, brad -
ryan, go fuck up that boston douche bag !"
brad and
ryan: "hey !
asshole ! dont you fuckin dare
go near my cousin !"
*brad and ryan beat the shit outta the boston punk*
