by OGWishborn December 04, 2020
The act of unknowingly folding any loose cash you have stored in your pockets into such an odd shape that it might be recognized as a shape other than a dollar bill.
"That'll be $11.87. Please pull up to the next window."
*Pulls out cash*
"Dude what is that? It looks like a bird."
"No thats a twenty dollar bill."
"Oh. Looks like you've been taking some pocket POCKET ORAGAMI classes."
"You're fucking gay."
*Pulls out cash*
"Dude what is that? It looks like a bird."
"No thats a twenty dollar bill."
"Oh. Looks like you've been taking some pocket POCKET ORAGAMI classes."
"You're fucking gay."
by lifeisshortgetbrain1 August 03, 2012
by Blegh the big Dicker October 10, 2022
(v) the act of inserting your hand down the pants and into the vagina of a sweaty female. Often in a public setting.
(n) A sweaty vagina to be in the pants fingered
(n) A sweaty vagina to be in the pants fingered
by SmellyMell April 19, 2015
OwO: Hey dude could I borrow a pen or something?
UwU: I don't have a pen on me, sorry.
OwO: But you've one in your nipple pocket!
UwU: Oh, right! I forgot about it since I couldn't see it. Here you go!
OwO: Thanks, UwU!
UwU: No problem mate!
UwU: I don't have a pen on me, sorry.
OwO: But you've one in your nipple pocket!
UwU: Oh, right! I forgot about it since I couldn't see it. Here you go!
OwO: Thanks, UwU!
UwU: No problem mate!
by trustworthy sources April 15, 2020
Things inside of your pants pockets that give the appearance that you are wider than you actually are (i.e. keys, chapstick, wallets).
"Jeremy, you look bigger for some reason."
"That's because I have pocket weight. This wallet is too big."
"Tina, you would look so much better in those shorts if you would just get rid of that pocket weight! Put your damn keys and cell in your purse."
"That's because I have pocket weight. This wallet is too big."
"Tina, you would look so much better in those shorts if you would just get rid of that pocket weight! Put your damn keys and cell in your purse."
by ViatheV June 21, 2011
by Guyintheworld January 20, 2020