waffle-housed

Forcibly holding someone down with a tennis racquet in such a manner that the impressions left on their face, back, etc. resembles that of a waffle.

Destroying one’s will; breaking someone’s spirit so that their confidence level is shattered.


Karen was waffle-housed after being pinned down by Jen’s tennis racquet.

Karen just got waffle-housed!
by Flagstaff08 August 20, 2008
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out of the house

"that's out of the house funny"
"that's was just out of the house gay"
"see that girl over there she is just out of the house sexy"
by crackakid1212 September 03, 2008
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House Beer

you get first priority over any beer you purchased and that while standing in line for the keg, you can skip all of the other assholes who waited 15 minutes for what is typically a warm, foamy natural light.
"i got house beer assholes, keep waiting"
"gawd, house beer taste so much better than the other beer"
by colormeurban October 24, 2007
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Tech House

Subgenre of house music (or techno) which combines both house and techno vibes to create a truly unruly sound never before encountered in human history.

A lot of people seem to like tech house for it's ability to cause you to move in new and imaginative ways like you have never experienced before. Additional side effects of even short term listening include potential gurning, even whilst sober.

See also: house music techno warehouse big room acid
Ed: "Mate, check out this new tech house record I bought - it's truly unruly!"
Justin: "A true instabag!"
Tommy: "Siiiick!"
Anthony: "Yeah man that's proper mint. Listen to dem vibesss"
by Rehabilitated Bloke May 05, 2015
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House of smiles

The house of smiles is the sexual health clinic, where one goes to get rid of his chlamids that his cheating bitch of an exgirlfriend gave him.

Normal people dont go to the house of smiles its always that grimey girl who you knows going to be 16 with 10 black babies in a council estate.
"FUCKING CHLAMYDIA? now im going to have to go to the house of smiles, again!! FOR FUCKS SAKE!"

"i seen your lass down the house of smiles last wednesday, what i didnt go for a check up i was walking past"

"have you give me anything it burns when i piss?"
by DJLMMYERS June 14, 2010
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Eichler house

The coolest houses you will ever see, and an example of what every housing tract on the planet should look like. Only a few thousand were ever built, in California in the late 1950s, but they didn't get really popular until the 1990s.
You live in an Eichler house? Lucky!
by T.F. Norman February 05, 2008
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fetch house

a house of punk rock in the northern california town of marysville. legendary for punk rock shows, drugs, violence, firearms, homosexuals, squatters, sex and booze.
"I lost my virginity, three teeth and a pint of blood at the Fetch House on Saturday."

"My parents told me never go anywhere near that Fetch House on G Street."
by Bobby Caustic August 19, 2005
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