Bong

A long strong monkey in a cape that flys up your ass

That is a nice bong

by Your mom’s dad June 24, 2019

bong job

When a woman deep throats a bong.

Did you hear about Stacy's first bong job? Daymmmmmmmmm! That girl is lucky she didn't dislocate her jaw!

by Sass1023 July 9, 2022

Bing Bong

it means be nice

Wow you should be Bing Bong Charles.

by SadieShark December 2, 2021

Bong

British person. Short for britbong. Derogatory.

Why do bongs insist on butchering music with their Londonspeak?

by w196sl September 9, 2021

Bong

This word specifically means a type of day, in which that of tomorrow, yesterday, today, and every single day.

" it's such a beautiful bong, ain't it? "

by peepaws December 29, 2021

mouse bong

A contraption consisting of an empty paper towel tube, two pieces of paper towel and an empty pen. Stuffing a piece of paper towel in one end and placing a live mouse inside and closing off the opposite end with paper towel wrapped around empty pen to allow air flow into the chamber. Take four hits of marijuana and blow into the mouse bong.

Dude; What are you blowing pot smoke into, Man?
Man; Mouse bong.
Dude; Wtf?
Man; Watch this (blows pot smoke into device, unstuffs one end of mouse bong to release dizzy mouse)
Dude; Fuck!

by Bauxb October 31, 2017

Bong

I really great word that can be used to describe very random things.

If you say bong all the time you become the random thing.

“I saw this bong rolling down the street yesterday it was so weird. I don’t really know what it was.”

by The big Bong of the south seas June 12, 2022