L human 

a L human is someone that is psycho and uses another someone for their advantage. Someone that cheats and lies.

she used him for prom she’s a L human.

L human by really tried bru May 14, 2022

HSRS or human safety restraint system 

The act of a driver putting his or her right arm out to restrain the passenger when suddenly braking. This is a very common action between parents and children.

My dad has always been a gas and brake driver, so he has perfected the art of the HSRS or human safety restraint system.

HSRS or human safety restraint system by T in VA March 29, 2009

Tier 3 Human Being 

Tier 3 human beings are also called "shit- heads". In general, they lack functionality. Tier 3 human beings are also considered sub- human.

Contemporary examples are: DCYOUNGFLY (shit-head viner) and Zech DeSouza.

"Bill Nye is a Tier 3 human being." - jack

"Yeah dude, he's a total shit- head." - James

Tier 3 Human Being by okayokayokay.95 February 23, 2014

Human Parking Cone 

It's that thing of when two jacked midgets paint themselvs orange and you have to paralle park between them.

oh, a Human Parking Cone, I've done that!

Human Parking Cone by Mapoe Sims December 14, 2010

humanities 

Basically, hell. At many liberal arts colleges/universities, the humanities is a group of classes (including, but not limited to, history, philosophy, and religion). Typically, you are required to take a course from the humanities, and subsequently, feel the immense pain and torture that the humanities so-kindly provides to all the students which must endure it. If you can avoid the humanities, do so, at all costs.

Person 1: Dude, apparently I have to take a course in the humanities...

Person 2: Really? That really blows, man... well, what course are you gonna take?

Person 1: Er...Philosophy 666, the philosophy of hell.

humanities by Ben September 8, 2006

human victory cigar 

Chuck Nevitt, 7'5" white guy from NC State, was the Rockets' and Lakers' indication that they were comfortably ahead in a game. When he came into a blowout for mop-up duty, he showed off his mad skillz.

With the Rockets ahead 110-93 in the final minute, here comes the Human Victory Cigar into the game to reeplace Sampson.

human victory cigar by D-Train May 5, 2004

Human Cockroach 

Any person who can survive unimaginable amounts of trauma (inflicted by others, and self inflicted). In other words, a total badass. The human cockroach can survive in the harshest of environments, just like the cockroach insect.

-side note, the Human Cockroach may have an obsession with cockroaches. Either because those bugs are his spirit animal, or because cockroach has the word cock in it. Yep, he’s into cock and roaches...

Guy A. “Who’s that weird looking dude?”

Guy B. “Oh, thats Jeff, hes a human cockroach, the guy has been in so many car crashes, I’m surprised he’s still alive. Also, he loves cock and roaches!”

Guy A. Well... to each his own I guess..., what a weirdo...”

Human Cockroach by st31n3r December 17, 2021