protagonist hair

Weird hair cut or color that sets apart the protagonist from the supporting character

Wow, Goku has a bad case of protagonist hair.

by Fluffy_Cerberus January 24, 2017

Hair Booger

When you have dandruff and sweat mixes with dandruff, creating a booger like blob of dandruff sweat jelly. Usually found under the hair on the back of your neck.

I need to shower after workouts, I keep getting hair boogers.

by Zombie-slut December 16, 2019

Fallon Hair

To have crazy ass hair , but it looks good. Just like the legend, Jimmy Fallon.

When I walked in the office Monday morning, Sundance Immediately commented, “Damn Treyvoññ, you got some fresh Fallon Hair.”

by MrRogersSweater December 20, 2019

hair knotzes

When your hair is been taken over and becomes unruly causing knots and causing horrible unspeakable things to happen to one's hair like how the nazis cause havoc .

Wow the hair knotzes have done a number on your hair
The hair knotzes make brushing my hair.... grrrr I hate knots HAIR KNOTZES

by jinxjax January 9, 2020

Hair shark

Someone who scouts for attractive people with bad haircuts so when the hair grows back and they are attractive again, they will already be there.

Girl A: “Did you see Marks new haircut? Its so bad! He was so much hotter before!”
Girl B: “Apparently Genna is trying to swoop!”
Girl A: “Of course she is. Shes a hair shark. Genius move actually!”

by Greanbeen January 18, 2020

Leggy Hairs

When you have legs growing from you legs made of hair.

"Woah my Leggy Hairs are growing long.

by Maddillo January 20, 2020

Hair condiments

Hair condiments or hair sauce is another way of saying shampoo and conditioner.

“Hey mate, when you go to the shops can you grab me some hair condiments?”
“Yeah no worries.”

by -\\~//- March 8, 2020