increasingly finding it harder and harder to find comfy pants to wear.. rotating between 2 pants at the moment, so i decided to wear my hubby's comfy shorts this morning..
Wifey: hun, i found my new favorite pants now
Hubby: you know, i wore those shorts like three days in a row and farted on it like crazy
Wifey: T & H!
Wifey: hun, i found my new favorite pants now
Hubby: you know, i wore those shorts like three days in a row and farted on it like crazy
Wifey: T & H!
by oktokie December 26, 2013
Red Headed Bitch
a person who has red hair and is a bitch
lindsy lohan is a great example of this
but she has already got the name Fire Crotch
a person who has red hair and is a bitch
lindsy lohan is a great example of this
but she has already got the name Fire Crotch
by justasillylilgirl May 21, 2008
Jesus Hey-Zeus Christ. Many Mexicans are named after Him. Also used as a cuss-word by the irreverent.
by Reverend Lovejoy May 20, 2006
1. A term used to properly adress the lord and savior of the christian religion.
The H obviously standing for hoe master because everyone knows that Jesus had a way with the ladies.
The H obviously standing for hoe master because everyone knows that Jesus had a way with the ladies.
"Jesus H. Christ why dont my hoes give me any respect."
"Jesus H. Christ show me the way to your sanctom of bitches and hoes."
"Jesus H. Christ show me the way to your sanctom of bitches and hoes."
by Prancingwolf January 13, 2005
Jesus Howard Christ. Howard is from a parodistic form of the Lords Prayer:
Our Father who art in heaven,
Howard be Thy name...
In the actual prayer, "Howard" is actually the word "Hallowed".
The name is generally used as an exclamatory interjection.
Our Father who art in heaven,
Howard be Thy name...
In the actual prayer, "Howard" is actually the word "Hallowed".
The name is generally used as an exclamatory interjection.
by FriendlyFireIsOn October 13, 2005
High quality cocaine produced at the lab in Horley, Surrey England.Mostly distributed by the Triads.
Most sought after sniff in the south.
Most sought after sniff in the south.
by Kezman March 23, 2007
used in im conversations to say "insert sarcasm here." Used by some to say things that would not be understood if not literally said or would be taken out of context.
by Philly Gilly December 06, 2008