Semen Goblin

1. A child

a. A product of semen

b. Semen created it

c. A new human
2. An excited aroused… person?

a. A person who is really excited to partake in semen consumption

b. A person who acts like a goblin in the presence of semen

c. Semen enthusiast

She acted like a semen goblin as soon as we were alone

by Abner Anly April 15, 2023

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Croch Goblin

A subject of which a human has pushed from their nether regions.

I hate croch goblins... they just ruin everything.
That's her croch goblin.
My parents want me to have croch goblins. I will cry.

by Local whore October 15, 2022

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Coochie Goblin

a child that unconsensually ravages the interworkings of a uterus-haver ; an alternative gender neutral word for son or daughter

Person: “I birthed a son last month!”
Other person: “you mean a coochie goblin that ravaged its way out of hell via a small hole, pushing organs and dislocating joints as it pleases?

by emmenotagirl November 28, 2022

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galley goblin

A flight attendant that is territorial over their galley to the point of refusing other flight attendants access even though food and beverage stock is meant to be shared among all cabin crew for service.

Coined by a flight attendant named Jenniferlove I. on a FB memes page.

The aft flight attendant on my trip is such a galley goblin, I couldn’t get my first class snack basket or restock. She should be on nothing but CRJ 200s if she hates working with others so much.

by jeisenne May 16, 2023

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