Top Goblin

Someone who gives too agressive oral sex, including putting balls in their mouth. They will do anything to give head.
A went to take a shit and she swooped in. Becky is such a Top Goblin.
by KweefGurl April 15, 2022
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Coochie Goblin

a child that unconsensually ravages the interworkings of a uterus-haver ; an alternative gender neutral word for son or daughter
Person: “I birthed a son last month!”
Other person: “you mean a coochie goblin that ravaged its way out of hell via a small hole, pushing organs and dislocating joints as it pleases?
by emmenotagirl November 28, 2022
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Fat Goblin

Fat ass with skinny arms and skinny legs so they just have a big mass in the middle and resemble a goblin aka tony.
by Sister fucker 223 June 20, 2019
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Banana Goblin

A mythological creature that seeks out humans with a lack of potassium in their diet. Theorized to have been created by the Standard Fruit Company in 1967 in a attempt to spread their banana empire to foreign lands.

In African folk lore, the banana goblin is said to of chanted the common english comedic phrase "That's bananas" to instill fear in its prey.
Example 1:Nancy! I hear the Banana Goblin at my door and I'm out of bananas!
by Oswald Murphy The Third P.H.D September 05, 2022
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mean baby goblin

The mean baby goblin that lives in my house ate my donuts and drank my pepsi
by BubbyCat21 October 03, 2020
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time goblin

Jables: Oh shit it's the time goblin!
Cage: He gobbles time.
by FrodoT.Bagginnz December 07, 2018
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Slot Goblin

A slot WR that steals catches by getting mismatches due to dominant outside receivers.
"I always get angry when people say Julian Edelman is a slot goblin"
by PorkyDePuig May 12, 2021
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