Ryan Gosling Syndrome

Ryan Gosling Syndrome is a disease that 14 year old boys contract after watching the hit movies Barbie, Drive, and Blade Runner 2049. It causes them to believe that they are “literally Ryan gosling” and whenever they see Ryan Gosling they have to point out that it’s them or they will spontaneously combust.

Boy 1: Did you hear Ben and Raf contracted Ryan Gosling Syndrome?

Boy 2: Yeah, I believe they saw the movie Barbie and now they both think they are Ryan Gosling.

by BanjoPaintCan August 13, 2023

El Goblino

A mythical creature thought to be dwelling in the depth of the basement of Chance "Soda poppin" Morris. The creature is depicted as a being with a humanoid structure walking on all fours with an arched back. He will always attack from behind when you least expect it.

Oh. My. God. What. Is. That. Behind. you. ITS EL GOBLINO EVERYONE RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!! 7777777777777777777777777777777777 LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL 2_?

by high-def July 26, 2019

Ryan Gosling

Literally me

Ryan Gosling, “I drive”

by Garysmattresses July 25, 2023

Ryan Gosling In Drive

Carrying yourself in the manner that Ryan Gosling, in the film, "Drive" would.

Freddy: "Man, that guy is getting pussy left and right."

Andy: "He's being Ryan Gosling In Drive."

by plowmaster February 7, 2012

Cock Gobbling

People who suck major cock good and hard and usually cock gobbling is followed by cum guzzling

You see that new girl? I heard shes a major cock gobbler

I heard your mom is great at cock gobbling

by Josh & Devante` January 18, 2009

Ryan Gosling

Literally me.

Random Guy : You are not Ryan Gosling.
Me : Yeah, but I drive.

by RyanGoslinger August 6, 2023

Widdle Gobwin

A weak enemy who dies in one hit. Primarily found in the beginnings of 1st level dungeons. If they are able to break the fourth wall, they often say: "ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohh i'm just a little goblin noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo please don't swing your sword i will die in just one attack oooooooooooooooohhh i only have 3 hitpoints please sir i am just a little goblin i will not even drop good items noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo your sword is so strong i am a level one goblin i donot know why i guard this dungeon ohhhh" in a frantic voice without stopping.

Oh hey, look at that Widdle Gobwin.
Yeah, what's he doing out here?

by Funniman2 February 4, 2021