Ethan Syndrome

A medical diagnosis of someone who has these issues within their worthless lives, namely from people who are named "Ethan":

- Narcissism on a phenomenal scale
- Furry-lover
- Ego as large as one's belly
- Refusal of reasonable and sound advice
- Excessively uses racial slurs
- Invented hypocrisy before hypokrites of Greece
- Unable to mature properly, therefore making himself disabled within a functioning society

Alan: Hey, Ethan, you gotta stop your alcohol addiction man, it's getting worse.
Chinese guy named Ethan: Fuck you lah you fucking n***a, I'll pop a cap in your ass and make sure your mother goes to Thailand chee bai!
Alan: Fuck you, Ethan Syndrome motherfucker

by Zxlous August 14, 2021

Ethan wacker

The hottest mf on the earth. Super ripped and short and lives in nashville and smart and rich and cool

Greg: “have u met Ethan wacker? He’s so rad dude”
Clint “oh I know right!”

by Simpforethanwacker September 3, 2021

Ethan Keefover

A Ethan Keefover is someone that is gay and has dandruff

Girl:That kid is suck an Ethan Keefover.
Guy:Yah its because he's gay and has dandruff.

by Ugandan Knucklles January 31, 2018

ethan miller

The only man to possess the power to withstand the beauty of the glorious wings of chestnut hair.

I didn't much of him at first but, then I saw his wings and realized it was the great Ethan Miller.

by Milan_TheWingLover February 1, 2017

ethan fraser

a person whom is attracted to men

person: 1wow have u seen that guy ethan fraser
person 2: yeah i heared hes attracted to men

by adam hasanovic March 3, 2019

sister ethan

a person who tries to say they are holy .... but they really aren't

oh he is a sister ethan

by billy louise April 2, 2017

Ethan Stewart

A “depressed” guy that will do anything for the attention. He will act depressed and act like his life is so fucking horrible and listens to Juice WRLD all fucking day . He flexes on living in a condo . And will do anything to copy others just to fit in . Oh and did I mention he looks like a fucking rat . And his mom is an owl. HE BLOWS AT BASKETBALL. Ratshit

Man, is something wrong with Ethan Stewart today? He has been listening to a lot of juice wrld lately... seems suicidal

by Lil Beanerr March 29, 2019