waking up after a party; wondering why you have a sharpie mustache, wondering where your left shoe is, why theres a bowling ball in the yard, how trashed your house is, why theres a black man laying ontop of you, and have a horrible hangover.
person1: yo, i'm suffering from a serious case of post party depression.
person2: your house is so trashed its going to take like a week to clean it all.
person2: your house is so trashed its going to take like a week to clean it all.
by marie&carrie July 2, 2008

Hair Depression is when Gabriel gets a new haircut and he now looks bald, and he is now feeling depressed because everyone is making fun of him.
“I have Hair Depression :(“
by chemicaldiscos October 15, 2019

Condition experienced when an individual becomes slightly depressed and generally stagnant as a result of a recent departure from visiting friends in another geographical location.
"I had a great time this weekend, but after leaving behind the fun of the orgies, binge drinking, and non-stop hot-tubbing, I find myself in a state of Post-Departure Depression. FML"
by theGentleman February 24, 2009

A state of depression which can be triggered by reminders of a sexual occurrence that once feels deep regret for. A morally injurious act. Treatment involves avoiding reminders of the act, such as perfumes, locations, or sleeping with her sister.
Generally not compensable if in fact the event took place in a work setting.
Generally not compensable if in fact the event took place in a work setting.
by straightupdrunk August 1, 2022

When a student gets extremely sad about grades, popularity or failing school.
Happens to a lot of high school students.
Happens to a lot of high school students.
A Dude/Gal: God I’m so sad about my grades, they’re dropping like crazy.
B Dude/Gal: Sounds Like High School depression it’s when you are extremely sad about something about high school.
A Dude/Gal: oh fuck.
B Dude/Gal: Sounds Like High School depression it’s when you are extremely sad about something about high school.
A Dude/Gal: oh fuck.
by GBonbon798 August 5, 2020

Where you are sad you ate what you did for lunch and know you will pay for it in the bathroom later.
Jeremy - "What's wrong Alan?"
Alan - "I'm dealing with Post Lunch Depression after the fried chicken I ate."
Alan - "I'm dealing with Post Lunch Depression after the fried chicken I ate."
by I-HATE-MINE December 9, 2013

guy 1: Man, are you feeling alright?
guy 2: No man I just ate this sandwich, and now I think I've got post sandwich depression.
guy 2: No man I just ate this sandwich, and now I think I've got post sandwich depression.
by dumbledarren March 9, 2011
