Dallas Divas

Dallas Divas is a Facebook group made by world famous youtuber that goes by Duncanyounot that contains a SHIT ton of fake Facebook Moms that post exaggerated posts

random mom: ooo look its a face book group full of divas like me!😊

fake moms in Dallas Divas:

why does my jeans smell so sour?
This is my grandma named Patty :) smash or pass? *shows photo of a photoshopped picture of a grandma from Google or just an AI generated image of an old woman*
At aunt Martha's funeral never felt better! *shows picture of their pfp mom smiling or an AI generated pic of their pfp mom smiling*
My kids hate me

by Sharry winkeler January 8, 2026

Diamond "Dallas" Paige Wilson: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are tou addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes

Person 1: Diamond "Dallas" Paige Wilson: The First Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 29, 2025

Dallas

Hot greek like man, who's MY future husband. He's insane at fortnite and is incredibly talented at making fun of people. That's hot. He's hilarious and deserves all the best in life and deserves a wonderful life. He has racist problems, like it's crazy. He only deserves a Kristen in his life because it's a perfect match. Two haters loving each other is a powerful relationship. Short lumpy man with glasses, and yellow teeth

Damn my husband Dallas, is lumpy

by KRSITENWILSONDOANNNA March 3, 2025

Dallas Diddler

A notorious, oversized nerd enrolled at the University of Texas at Dallas, known for his unsettling obsession with young children and a rumored basement full of "collections." Often spotted lurking near playgrounds after 6 PM, once freed from the shackles of his engineering homework. Parents whisper his name as a warning to keep their kids indoors—lest they become another victim of his "study breaks."

"Hey Karen, make sure Timmy’s inside by 6—Perneb the Dallas Diddler just texted me that his last exam ended, and you KNOW that freak doesn’t waste time."

by supergamefury April 21, 2025

Sloppy Dallas

When a person gives oral sex to another with a mouth full of nicotine chew or dip.

My grandma gave me a sloppy Dallas after I came home from Afghanistan.

by Masn04 January 3, 2023

dallas

dallas a bop a** nigga he cheats and talks to everybody and they momma don't mess with him

oh dallas? he a hoe he messed with me and my sister

by some girl he messed with July 2, 2023

Dallas

when louis and harry could not keep their bodies away from each other and harry was
. sweaty
. flushed
. looking tired
. wrecked
in conclusion, harry was destroyed in dallas. thank you very much

omg im getting dallas flashbacks!
wait what? harry what are you doing here??

by larry loves tour buses September 8, 2023