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Crap Cookie

When a person takes a shit into a receiving vagina. The poop will sometimes stick out like a turtle head.
Hey, wanna give Sue Ann a crap cookie?
by Crab staggums December 8, 2019
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Bull crap

by Osjdjv January 25, 2021
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de-crapping

the process of purging either a garage or storage shed of unnecessary items that have long since expired or outlived their usefulness. Common items discovered during a de-crapping include old clothing (protected by the misguided belief that fashion is truly cyclical), old magazines (containing articles that you fully intended to clip and scrapbook one day), and ancient near-empty bottles of automotive products that contain far too less product to be of any use.

De-crapping has also been known to take place in the living spaces of individuals with non-existent organizational skills; in such cases, the unfortunate offspring of the aforementioned individual are often the designated de-crappers.
Joe: Bob was de-crapping his garden shed the other day and found an Armani suit.

Bill: Cool. I'm the same size as Bob; do you think he'd give me a good deal on it.

Joe: Oh yeah. I heard him say that whoever peels it off the mummified human remains can keep it if they don't mind the bullet holes. His son called "dibs" on the pinkie ring.
by gawthic1 June 6, 2010
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crap fail

ethan chabots failed attempt at a come back.
when ethan says, & i quote, "but you might have confused that with your cr and the end p, crap fail"
by mmdog June 16, 2010
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crap kabob

Derogatory comment for someone who is really just a piece of shit.
Rachel: Ruth is a real Crap Kabob she is.
Fonzie: I agree I have never seemed to like her either.
Fonzie: Let's go get tacos.
by rachychill April 25, 2017
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Sky Crap

Created by Josh from Let's Game It Out in the episode "I Became a Millionaire by Ruining a Homeless Person's Life" after glitching a toilet into floating, and using over the heads of passers by.
"Finally my dream has been realized: Being able to take a Sky Crap while everyone watches me!"
by anonymous May 30, 2021
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crap sack

yo that girl gut a lot of crap sacks
by penal cavity May 24, 2016
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